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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 23:35:39 2020 No.12044897 View Reply Original Report

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Scientifically speaking, what Animals could beat fully grown Kodiak bear 1v1?
p.s.
Gorillafags don't apply.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 23:36:47 No.12044900 Report

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>>12044897
a gun

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 23:41:58 No.12044917 Report

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 23:47:50 No.12044927 Report

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>>12044897
T. rex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 23:50:27 No.12044934 Report

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>>12044897
Polar bear, grizzy bear. all depends on size + skill/experience. TRUST ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 23:50:59 No.12044936 Report

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>>12044897
e coli

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 23:56:22 No.12044949 Report

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>>12044897
Rhinoceros, Hippopotamus, Orca, Great White Shark, salt water crocodile, Giraffe, Bison

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:05:58 No.12044977 Report

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>>12044949
>giraffe
Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:09:53 No.12044987 Report

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Bear Chads... looks like we win again..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:11:02 No.12044991 Report

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>>12044977
You ever seen a giraffe wrap its neck around a bear's midsection, lift it up and throw it 100 yards? If not you haven't lived, my friend

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:16:06 No.12045013 Report

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What about a silverback gorilla? Those things are vicious they’ll bite your face and rip your feet off. Imagine a 600 pound silverback just charging through the naighbourhood raaaaaghh......raaaaghhh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:16:25 No.12045015 Report

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>>12044897
A blue whale, a giant squid, an rhino, polar bear, a liga, a human,
>>12044977
yes its gigantic, but a bison never mid, an herbivore has to be much bigger to defeat an predator.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:18:11 No.12045017 Report

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>>12045013
based and dmtpilled

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:37:18 No.12045058 Report

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>>12044934
>>12045015
No love for the sperm whale, the largest predator on Earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 00:45:04 No.12045076 Report

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>>12045058
Oh for sure, I wasn't thinking about aquatic. A seal or walrus could probably take a bear in the water. Even a large fish

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:36:45 No.12045221 Report

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>>12045058
>>12045076
We're talking 1v1, no tricks. Most fair arena would be mostly land with a little kiddie pool for aquatic faggots who never even evolved legs. Bear Chad wins every time. Pound for pound the scariest motherfucker on Earth. Imagine if it snorted coke. Not even an elephant could withstand that assault.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:42:04 No.12045231 Report

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>>12045221
But a polar bear is just a bigger and white version of your bear.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:42:43 No.12045232 Report

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An orca could win I think

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:43:39 No.12045234 Report

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>>12045221
Earth is mostly ocean though, so actual fair ground would be in the middle of the pacific

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:43:52 No.12045235 Report

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>>12045221
I think a fully grown elephant in a rage could kill a bear.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:44:17 No.12045236 Report

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>>12045221
little kiddie pool that can accomodate a whale?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:46:46 No.12045244 Report

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>>12044897

A dolphin could totally take that hairy cunt bear... underwater.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:47:49 No.12045247 Report

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>>12045235

Fuck yes. A big tusker, of course.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:48:40 No.12045249 Report

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>>12044897
An elephant, I would imagine. People say "Oh, elephants are scared of mice"...Yeah, and a lot of humans are scared of wasps. It's not the actual threat level that's scary, it's the aura. I can't outrun a wasp because it will always be faster than me.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:49:41 No.12045251 Report

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>>12045249

>I can't outrun a wasp

How fat are you?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:54:16 No.12045261 Report

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>>12045251
I'm not fat, but I am incredibly unfit and asthmatic. I can't run for long at all. But even so, a wasp can fly. Sure, in the short-term I can outrun it, but it doesn't tire as easily as a human does.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:55:26 No.12045264 Report

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>>12045261
what if it's an obese, asthmatic wasp?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:57:02 No.12045270 Report

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>>12044897
An infected mosquito.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:57:18 No.12045273 Report

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Bear Chads, we just keep winning scientific debate after scientific debate. Maybe we should lose this one to make our critics feel better, we don't want them to commit suicide.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:57:38 No.12045274 Report

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>>12045261

You didn’t say ‘outfly’ a wasp, you said ‘outrun’. Wasps have tiny tiny legs. I don’t care if you’ve got subhuman lungs, you should still be able to outrun a wasp, man!

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:57:39 No.12045275 Report

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>>12045264
We call those honey bees, anon

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 01:59:04 No.12045280 Report

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>>12045235
Even juvenile male elephants kill white rhinos, and I'm pretty sure a white rhino could kill a bear.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:01:57 No.12045290 Report

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>>12045280
>I'm pretty sure a white rhino could kill a bear.
Show me the scientific data.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:05:13 No.12045300 Report

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>>12045290

Surely the Romans ran this experiment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:06:06 No.12045303 Report

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>>12044897
Homo sapiens. Just use a gun

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:10:25 No.12045321 Report

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>>12045290
Three times the weight and runs just as fast, with armor for skin. One well placed horn would turn the bear into a shish kabob.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:13:49 No.12045332 Report

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>>12045303

What if you created a weapon that repeatedly flung Turks at the bear at high velocity?

Pretty sure that might work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:34:29 No.12045391 Report

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>>12045300
>>12045321
I want actual data, not a hypothesis solely based on inferences. We have hard data from the Romans, who made all manner of animals fight in a coliseum, with Bears coming out on top.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:37:42 No.12045400 Report

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>>12044897
Tapeworm

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:39:51 No.12045408 Report

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>>12045391
>We have hard data from the Romans, who made all manner of animals fight in a coliseum, with Bears coming out on top.
Source?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:40:12 No.12045412 Report

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I'm convinced am angry hippo could 1v1 any animal and win

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:46:04 No.12045427 Report

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>>12044917
reee

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 02:46:17 No.12045429 Report

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>>12045412
Looks like Hippo fags are the next Gorilla fags...

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 03:01:15 No.12045454 Report

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Hippochads rise up

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 03:27:51 No.12045510 Report

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>>12045231
Polar bears are loners that don't fight nearly as often against their own kind. Kodiaks and other grizzlies actively compete with each other.

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