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Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 05:04:35 2020 No.12017095 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12017335 >>12017377 >>12017669 >>12019899 >>12020523 >>12020588 >>12021658

>get tested for corona
>the swab has some kind of tree sap shit on it
>sticks it right down my nose
>it burns the inside of my nasal passage and makes me want to vomit
>can taste it for a few minutes after
Wtf was on the end of the swab /sci?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 07:26:18 No.12017335 Report

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>>12017095
lmao you got a used swab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 08:03:31 No.12017377 Report

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>>12017095
>Wtf was on the end of the swab
Mind control chip. The burning you’re experiencing is the fluoride they use to make you forget about the implantation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 08:05:44 No.12017380 Report

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Just a little cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 08:47:25 No.12017426 Report

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Is it true that they force you to sit on yor hands during the test, because otherwise you reflex and try to fight the swab?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 11:08:39 No.12017669 Report

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>>12017095
Tell me anon, do you feel like going to war for Israel yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 11:24:20 No.12017694 Report

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>>12017426
Nigga it's just a swab I didn't even shed a tear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 01:29:20 No.12019899 Report

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>>12017095
ethanol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 01:37:24 No.12019912 Report

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>>12017669
now that you mention I am feeling a strong nationalist sentiment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 01:49:26 No.12019926 Report

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>>12019912
>nationalism=dying for a foreign state that puppets yours
based ameritards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 01:50:42 No.12019929 Report

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Probably temporarily hardened nerve gas. You need to flush your nose with milk right now OP, before it's too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 04:55:41 No.12020289 Report

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COVID isn't real, the test is designed to extract some of your DNA to database all humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:18:01 No.12020523 Report

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>>12017095
alien brain larva
takes about 2 months to hatch, then it will take over your body
the burning was actually burrowing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:25:39 No.12020530 Report

Quoted By: >>12020557 >>12020698

sometimes I can't tell whether this board is /sci/ or /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:39:10 No.12020557 Report

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>>12020530
If you believe in a horrible pandemics which will kill everyone via lung damage, you are pretty /x/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:48:17 No.12020573 Report

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>>12020557
It's the contrary, if you believe everything is a conspiracy, you're/x/ and not /sci/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:50:56 No.12020578 Report

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>>12020573
If you don't believe that conspiracies exist, you also don't believe that intelligence services exist, which is a weird take.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:58:28 No.12020588 Report

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>>12017095
>be retarded baby overreact when given swab
>makes thread about him being cry baby about swab

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 08:03:26 No.12020592 Report

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>>12020588
True men will take an anal probe every day without a sigh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 08:15:58 No.12020598 Report

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>>12020592
no but crying about getting swabbed (which is just like getting swabbed for the flu) is cry baby cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 09:40:20 No.12020695 Report

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>>12019926
American definition of nationalism is dying for israel though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 09:41:54 No.12020698 Report

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>>12020530
Being unable to recognize joke is autistic trait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 16:16:41 No.12021658 Report

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>>12017095
The stuff is lube, retard. It's put there so that cry babies won't bitch and moan about being nasally penetrated; clearly they didn't use enough on you, cry baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 17:01:33 No.12021840 Report

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>>12017426
No. What retarded shit are you reading lol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:37:05 No.12023459 Report

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>>12020578
There's a difference between believing conspiracies exist, and believing nearly everything is a conspiracy.

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