>>12016856statistics: your mom had sex, then smoked crack while she didn't know she was pregnant, then gave birth to a baby with a learning disability and possibly more.
game theory: You live in your parent's basement and play WoW all day because of the learning disability. Some bot in goldshire offers free 100m gold for 10 dollars, then you lose 100 dollars because you didn't realize he scammed you the first time.
Logistics map: when your parents let you stay at uncle tyrone's house, you were raped. Leading to the absolute mess you turned out to be today.
