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What's the industrial process necessary to produce military grade autism?

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 23:28:17 2020 No.12009153 View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:29:55 No.12009159 Report

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vaccines and heavy metals

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:30:22 No.12009160 Report

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It all began with the First Autismo.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:31:58 No.12009164 Report

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Oxytocin inhibitors, norepinephrine, and behavioral conditioning.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:30:45 No.12009289 Report

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Elderly and enabling parents. This is the formula that gave the world CWC and pic related

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:24:20 No.12009421 Report

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>>12009289
Who is this?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:35:45 No.12009450 Report

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>>12009421
Moviebob.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:56:11 No.12009506 Report

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>daily reminder that autism is extreme masculinity.
>daily reminder that autism is a sure sign of dangerously high levels of T
you've been warned

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:57:52 No.12009515 Report

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>>12009506
Autphag?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:00:04 No.12009523 Report

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>>12009153
you’re already here. The factory of autism, the manufacturer of malevolence, and the nexus of neets. This is scientifically accurate, and coffee is good for you

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 03:16:22 No.12009723 Report

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>>12009523
This place only manufactures low-grade autism. I'm looking for the sort of autism that can be effectively weaponized. Where is that produced, and how do I get in on that shit?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 03:19:25 No.12009737 Report

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>>12009723
Most military grade autism forms naturally and is simply collected without need for further refinement.
Right now, the exact causes are unclear but we do know that early exposure to certain substances, namely Sonic the Hedgehog, anthropomorphic cartoons, and unrestricted internet access, can assist in the formation in military grade autism.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 03:33:05 No.12009775 Report

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>This is the log of Dr. Goldsteinbergowitzoff. In the hopes of discovering the secrets to manufacturing military grade autism, we have begun exposing the subject to a number of substances we believe might trigger the production of sperg in him, the mysterious chemical whose synthesis has so far eluded us. We have detected in the subject a heavy increase in sperg as we showed him cartoons of anthropomorphic animals copulating with one another. Correlating with this increase, we have observed a number of behavioral shifts in the subject, who has now begun to request we refer to him as "Meadowcat Oddpaw". The subject now appears to periodically ask my assistants if they would like to "yiff" with him. Though we believe we are one step closer to finally producing a quantity of sperg great enough to be weaponized by the military, it is unclear to me that further research down this path is advisable. I must destroy my life's work.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 04:29:02 No.12009917 Report

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>>12009515
I wish.

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