/sci/ - Science & Math » Thread #12006521

74KiB, 960x600, 542_picture-27.jpg

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 03:52:38 2020 No.12006521 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12006663 >>12006872 >>12007437 >>12007498 >>12007502 >>12009494 >>12009576 >>12009663 >>12009759 >>12010763

why do biologists like to grow a big beard?

Anonymous

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO chadfree.jpg, 213KiB, 510x741

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 03:55:07 No.12006525 Report

Quoted By:

It evokes the imagery of the chimpanzee and the orangutan, connecting us with the evidence of our most precious biological theory's validity and endowing great primeval insight into the machinations of organic systems.

Anonymous

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO J3VYeOJNgOuXasNQndcZpAaFTfRSBnx3 (...).jpg, 69KiB, 342x512

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 03:59:00 No.12006537 Report

Quoted By: >>12009568

Probably because it signals sexual maturity and dominance, which is kinda needed to equipoise their profession as a biologist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 05:09:51 No.12006663 Report

Quoted By: >>12006671 >>12007293 >>12007516

>>12006521
Who is the guy on the right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 05:15:45 No.12006671 Report

Quoted By: >>12007439 >>12007497 >>12007592

>>12006663
A "philosopher", and a really bad one at that. He wrote a book claiming to have solved consciousness but all he did in his book was talking about trivial stuff known for decades while totally ignoring the most fundamental open questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 07:56:08 No.12006872 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
It's a form of savantism. Social and grooming standards are neglected in place of growing scientific understanding.

Anonymous

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1594775848963.png, 138KiB, 396x385

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 11:29:47 No.12007266 Report

Quoted By: >>12007459

because they're aware of the biological proclivities that women possess when it comes to finding a mate,
strong genetics, and prenatal testosterone, which they don't have,
so they make up for their chinlet disfigured faces with unprecedentedly long beards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 11:43:47 No.12007284 Report

Quoted By: >>12009545

Our prophet (mbuh) did and so we do as to imitate him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 11:47:44 No.12007293 Report

Quoted By: >>12007393 >>12007592

>>12006663
a massive brainlet aka king of the npcs, and undeserving of the title of 1 of the 4 horsemen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:35:31 No.12007393 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007293
t. didn't get the memo p-zombies are the same as schrodinger's cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:48:55 No.12007437 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
When it's not your reputable publication list, then it's your beard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:50:44 No.12007439 Report

Quoted By: >>12007493

>>12006671
If there's inconsistencies in his book too, then it sounds like the Tooker of philosophy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:04:27 No.12007459 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007266
This. Only women and s@ys are biologists. Mathematichads win again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:22:27 No.12007493 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007439
Sorry you got filtered, have some qualia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:27:01 No.12007497 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006671
Sorry you got filtered, have some qualia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:27:29 No.12007498 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
small birds can nest in them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:30:05 No.12007502 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
They let critters live in it

Anonymous

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO you're not conscious.jpg, 103KiB, 858x649

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:35:57 No.12007516 Report

Quoted By: >>12007592

>>12006663
A P-zombie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 14:13:09 No.12007592 Report

Quoted By: >>12007722 >>12009754

>>12006671
>>12007293
>>12007516
Dennett is a chad. Panpsychists seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 14:49:59 No.12007650 Report

Quoted By:

Because of chinchip

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:37:14 No.12007722 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007592
ok, p-zomboid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:52:56 No.12009494 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
>why do biologists like to grow a big beard?

They KNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:07:33 No.12009545 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007284
This, ultra based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:16:34 No.12009568 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006537
>lets it hatch in his skin
Sounds interesting. Is there a wikipedia article I could read on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:19:01 No.12009576 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
How do I grow a nice beard? :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:51:56 No.12009663 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
It increases their chances of passing on their genes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 03:24:09 No.12009754 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007592
This, Denney is based. Actually took a philosophy class with him at Tufts University and I'm glad I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 03:26:20 No.12009759 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
To provide a rich environment for microbial colonies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 12:53:14 No.12010763 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006521
To make themselves stand out from all the women crowding their field

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

Your latest searches