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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 18:17:37 2020 No.12001559 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12004545 >>12007411 >>12011943 >>12018029 >>12020070 >>12023472

/med/ - Medical Conditions Mimicking the Acute Surgical Abdomen edition.
Previous edition: >>11980021
Thread for the discussion of evidence-based medicine. We discuss research, we DO NOT offer advice (but the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and pajeet/chink gunners, discuss the Jewish infiltration of medicine and shitpost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 18:19:54 No.12001567 Report

Quoted By: >>12001570 >>12001578 >>12001690

What are the medical benefits of watching anime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 18:20:30 No.12001570 Report

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>>12001567
Escapism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 18:21:53 No.12001578 Report

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>>12001567
STD prevention

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 19:07:10 No.12001690 Report

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>>12001567
100% effective contraception.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 19:38:45 No.12001765 Report

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>>12000162
>Ortho
>metal, especially black metal.
>Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 21:36:06 No.12002103 Report

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>>12000162
>anesthesia
>prog metal
>yes
>>12001652
they just dilate and then the vacuum machine goes BRRRRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 21:37:56 No.12002105 Report

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>>11998756
don't be rude, male nurses are based and a good part of the team

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:26:45 No.12002244 Report

Quoted By: >>12002252 >>12002262 >>12003987

PAs should become full doctors after 10 years of experience in most non surgical specs. Change my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:28:25 No.12002252 Report

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>>12002244
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:32:45 No.12002262 Report

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>>12002244
who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:32:55 No.12002264 Report

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>>12002252
Penis acceptors

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:53:12 No.12002327 Report

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>>12002252
>>12002262
Potential allopaths :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:14:29 No.12002378 Report

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>>12002327
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2020 23:39:48 No.12002423 Report

Quoted By: >>12002589

Mnemonics that only include the first letter of each word are stupid and useless.
How am I supposed to remember isopropyl alcohol is not in MUDPILES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 00:48:53 No.12002589 Report

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>>12002423
I still remember the TCA cycle because of:
Can I Keep Selling Sex For Money Officer
It's Kay Sell More. Werks for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 01:27:27 No.12002692 Report

Quoted By: >>12002856

Kek. I think the suspected corona baby boom is happening where I live. I've had a huge uptick in both the number of women calling in requesting prenatal care, and those calling to see if it's too late for abortive measures. A lot of men calling in with suspected STIs.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 02:41:42 No.12002856 Report

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>>12002692
>tfw didn't have any shutdown sex
>tfw didn't have any pre-shutdown sex either

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 04:38:07 No.12003160 Report

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If I spec in psych is it possible to specialize and only treat schizophrenia and bipolar disorder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 04:46:17 No.12003175 Report

Quoted By: >>12003558

/med/ more like /dead/ amirite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 06:37:02 No.12003391 Report

Quoted By: >>12004190

is coffee good for you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 07:32:40 No.12003491 Report

Quoted By: >>12003504

So my mom just had a mild stroke. Like 2 hrs ago and she’s already at the hospital. How long does it take for someone to recover from one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 07:40:25 No.12003504 Report

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>>12003491
my dad had one five years ago and it affected his hand. He is big on driving and was afraid he wont be able to but he completely recovered in 2-3 months.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 07:53:21 No.12003528 Report

Quoted By: >>12003619 >>12003768

I am a sexy nurse, ask me anything you fucking virgins :))

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 08:07:38 No.12003550 Report

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>>12002856
DELETE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 08:10:09 No.12003558 Report

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>>12003175
better that way threads were too fast these few editions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 08:45:58 No.12003619 Report

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>>12003528
post tits with timestamp or gtfo forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:33:06 No.12003698 Report

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How much are people getting memed when they're told by their doctor to go in for artificial disc replacements? How far has that tech progressed?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 10:22:16 No.12003768 Report

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>>12003528
c-can you please f-fetch me the epi-epine-epinene-

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 10:30:10 No.12003781 Report

Quoted By: >>12003965 >>12003999 >>12004174 >>12004206 >>12017416

You're at a bar with your girlfriend when this guy comes up to you, puts your arm around her and says;

>You're a doctor right, white boy? Surely you can answer this.

>A 45 year old white boi presents to his GP as he has been feeling very unwell for some time. He feels dizzy when he stands up, has lost weight and a cousin who has not seen him for a year has commented that his skin is becoming darker.
>Is his diagnosis:

>A: Amyloidosis
>B: Auto-immune Adrenitis
>C: Congenital Adrenal Hypoplasia
>D: Waterhouse-Friderichsen syndrome

>This should be easy white boi, you're a doctor ain't ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 11:44:15 No.12003965 Report

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>>12003781
C-ccan I see the labs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 11:51:33 No.12003987 Report

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>>12002244
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 11:56:23 No.12003999 Report

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>>12003781
That'll be 200$, you don't look trusthworthy so I'll need it up front.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:11:40 No.12004157 Report

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>>12003768
coof into the allergic nursoid's face causing her to get an anaphylactic reaction, as she reaches for the epinephrine link the nursoids radial artery with a central line of the patient, the nursoid injecting epinephrine will supply the both the nursoid and the patient saving both of their lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:18:38 No.12004174 Report

Quoted By: >>12004188

>>12003781
Skin hyperpigmentation and the orthostatic hypotension can be jointly explained with adrenal failure. Although (D) is a cause of adrenal failure, it is an acute adrenal crisis which does not fit the nature of the presentation and would not allow for hyperpigmentation to develop. I guess (A) can theoretically cause adrenal failure, however it is less likely without any other sign of systemic symptoms. (C) would present much earlier (if such a syndrome actually exists) and not in a 45 year old male who was previously well. Therefore the best answer is (B).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:27:06 No.12004188 Report

Quoted By: >>12004198

>>12004174
I had the same thought process although most advanced endocrinology seems like science fiction to me, mainly because I'm too dumb for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:28:01 No.12004190 Report

Quoted By: >>12004200

>>12003391
Coffee is like a baby baby aspirin since it inhibits platelets, so yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:31:01 No.12004198 Report

Quoted By: >>12004210

>>12004188
don't worry, just let the semites handle the internal med

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:31:42 No.12004200 Report

Quoted By: >>12004247

>>12004190
Yeah, but it can cause a chemical imbalance of too f'ing much cortisol. In which case you need to chillax on the coffee. But it does make you smarter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:36:46 No.12004206 Report

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>>12003781
>Auto-immune Adrenitis
it's called Addison's disease in the first world and that's what i'm gonna tell the black gentleman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:37:47 No.12004209 Report

Quoted By: >>12004212 >>12004213

Can an occupation therapist teach me the essential life skills my retarded parents didn't? I have no sense of routine or obligation, I can hardly tie my shoelaces or make a bed, let alone function on my own in today's complex society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:37:58 No.12004210 Report

Quoted By: >>12004222 >>12004424

>>12004198
No problem, anesthesia is more fun anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:38:50 No.12004212 Report

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>>12004209
occupational*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:38:59 No.12004213 Report

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>>12004209
your first step would be to stop using weeb imageboards, and you've already failed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:44:24 No.12004222 Report

Quoted By: >>12004226

>>12004210
do you tell jokes like all the other anaesthetists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:46:13 No.12004224 Report

Quoted By: >>12007438

>>12004213
And what do I do afterward? I feel like I've gotten to the point where I couldn't function on my own unless I had explanations and a hyperdetailed routine to follow every single day. I'm the kind of person who wishes life had come with an instruction manual.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:46:30 No.12004226 Report

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>>12004222
of course not, i'm a weird autist who posts on 4chan

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:48:29 No.12004233 Report

Quoted By: >>12004241 >>12004242 >>12004439 >>12004481 >>12004485

A 50 year old male presents to emergency complaining of frequent urination, excessive thrist and pain in his legs and knees. He has a 25 pack-year history of smoking and a 40 computer-year history of scroolling. His father died fighting communists at 25 and his mother died of neurosyphillis at 50. Physical examination reveals whaleoid body habitus, BMI 40 and dark skin around his neck, and decreased peripheral sensation in both of his legs up to the knee. Urinalysis reveals (++++) glucose and (++++) protein with blood glucose at 320 mg/dL. The jewish internist ordered more labs and found normocytic anemia, hypertriglyceridemia, hyperlglycemia, hyperuricemia, hypercalcemia and elevated BUN/creatinine with eGFR of 35 ml/min. Which of the following is the next best step in management?

A. Bone marrow biopsy
B. CT head
C. CT abdomen
D. Educate patient about healthy eating
E. Prescribe metformin + empagliflozin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:52:06 No.12004241 Report

Quoted By: >>12004254

>>12004233
https://youtu.be/m6CeGgzaGSE?t=5

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:53:10 No.12004242 Report

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>>12004233
F. Send to Mayo clinic and look at their face when there's no Mayo there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:53:55 No.12004247 Report

Quoted By: >>12004293

>>12004200
coritsol is good in bursts, high sympathetic activity actually activates cortisol, so any time you exercise your cortisol goes high
chronic hypercortisolism is bad of course you're right so you should not have coffee all the time, so in my view one a day is good for you, more than that you are probably pushing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 13:57:51 No.12004254 Report

Quoted By: >>12004266

>>12004241
>>12004242
the patient expires 6 months later and autopsy reveals you missed something that may have prolonged their life an extra 1 year, the family have taken legal action against you and have won 5 million dollars in settlements, Dr. Karen Smith, NP, MBA the administrator tells you if you mess up again you will be fired! What could you have done differently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 14:06:58 No.12004266 Report

Quoted By: >>12004439

>>12004254
claim that the family and hospital administration is being racist towards me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 14:19:42 No.12004293 Report

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>>12004247
Yeah. I have a roommate I don't know. It's good to have one cup in the morning to wake up with the Berenstein bears.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 14:21:31 No.12004298 Report

Quoted By: >>12004302

A level results came in boys and pre meds are up in arms about muh BBC but I want A* A* A* I honestly believe this is the first time these kids get hit with reality.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 14:22:43 No.12004302 Report

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>>12004298
>want to study medicine
>get slapped with B B C instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 14:37:47 No.12004330 Report

Quoted By: >>12009431

Are SSRI dangerous? I have been having a bunch of physical conditions that my doctor says might be due to "stress" but I already have a hard time concentrating at work, doing anything that requires mental effort for long periods of time or learning so the last thing I need is something that turns me into a mindless zombie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 14:54:36 No.12004363 Report

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Is taking Magnesium + B6 tablets daily (recommended on the packet) somehow a bad idea?
Like, can it maybe weaken the minerals processing in the body which would backfire when I stop taking the tablets?

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:21:43 No.12004424 Report

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>>12004210
H-hhow did you know I'm an anesthesia aspirant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:29:15 No.12004439 Report

Quoted By: >>12005406

>>12004266
>be chink/dothead doctor
>be an actual and unironic majority
>still claim rayzaysm

>>12004233
C. I have the suspicion this is a hormonal producing tumor. Don't know why, but I'm 69% sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:38:39 No.12004464 Report

Quoted By: >>12004468 >>12004495 >>12004524 >>12023589

https://youtu.be/z8LlI5lgWvg
is this decerebrate posturing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:39:42 No.12004468 Report

Quoted By: >>12004491

>>12004464
no, not even close

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:44:00 No.12004481 Report

Quoted By: >>12005406

>>12004233
C. because i’m not jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:45:03 No.12004485 Report

Quoted By: >>12005406

>>12004233
b

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:46:33 No.12004491 Report

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>>12004468
what is it? doesn’t look normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:47:29 No.12004495 Report

Quoted By: >>12004524

>>12004464
No. It's this one: https://youtu.be/QFeewU0HhNE
Guy probably didn't get to last long enough to feel any pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 15:58:16 No.12004524 Report

Quoted By: >>12004853 >>12004875

>>12004495
>>12004464
guro warning
https://vimeo.com/283307049

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:09:10 No.12004545 Report

Quoted By: >>12004555 >>12004561 >>12004860

>>12001559
>med
Not science or math.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:10:46 No.12004555 Report

Quoted By: >>12004600

>>12004545
You don't need to be jealous that your schizo math degree has 0 connection to the real world

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:12:19 No.12004561 Report

Quoted By: >>12004600

>>12004545
>muh numbers
lmaoing at your autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:25:07 No.12004600 Report

Quoted By: >>12004639 >>12004674

>>12004555
>>12004561
I'm an engineer, we cover stuff more conceptually difficult than you in year 1 than you do during your entire time.
Go look at some warts on an old roasties ass, cucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:41:31 No.12004639 Report

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>>12004600
cope, math incels are easy to spot and you're one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:51:11 No.12004674 Report

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>>12004600
>he went to university to end up as a manual labourer
Weird flex but ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:29:34 No.12004788 Report

Quoted By: >>12004847

redpill me on what is the best specialty and why is it psychiatry ?euroanons especially

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:47:04 No.12004847 Report

Quoted By: >>12004866 >>12004873 >>12023594

>>12004788
Why would you do that to yourself? It may be my warped 3rd world vision but psychiatry is either listening with fake interest the nagging of reddit users or numbing the fuck out of feral nutcases while quietly hoping they die of old age/sudoku.
It's the 3rd most hopeless spec, behind IM and geriatrics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:48:22 No.12004853 Report

Quoted By: >>12004874

>>12004524
damn.. reason behind the beating? this must be decorticate, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:51:42 No.12004860 Report

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>>12004545
>not science or math
instead it’s CHAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:53:05 No.12004866 Report

Quoted By: >>12004882 >>12004897 >>12004924 >>12004930 >>12005060 >>12009400

>>12004847
to live the /lit/erary lifestyle, and also learning about the brain and human mind is the most fascinating part of medicine for me; dunno man seems psychoterapy seems comfy . farmacopsychiatry I despise, giving mind altering drugs especialy to kids sickens me, that's why I'm asking for euro perspectives from what I understand in the US the shrink is the BigFarmas bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:54:55 No.12004873 Report

Quoted By: >>12009343

>>12004847
also psychiatry is one of the most hunted specialities in my country and in state hospitals is top pay , like 30% more than cardiology for exemple

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:55:30 No.12004874 Report

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>>12004853
this looks like decorticate that then transitions into full decerebrate posturing
idk, some mexican drug shit probably; it's just a famous internet gore video from years ago that i always like as example of brain damage pose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:55:52 No.12004875 Report

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>>12004524
>chicano double digit IQ scum behaving like soft ass bitches
Unsurprising

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 17:58:18 No.12004882 Report

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>>12004866
If you want to just talk bullshit to people you don't need a medical degree

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:04:45 No.12004897 Report

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>>12004866
you’re romanticizing it, be careful for reality might hit when it will be very late.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:08:39 No.12004906 Report

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>psychiatry?
>yeah, just give him haloperidol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:15:46 No.12004924 Report

Quoted By: >>12004930 >>12004961

>>12004866
Mind altering drugs are the reason why we haven't hit WW3 and why most residents finish their training.
Kid you not, the absurd majority of my residents were hooked on metilphenidate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:18:00 No.12004930 Report

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>>12004866
Also, if your duty is working as a wet shoulder you should try geriatrics, familiar medicine or drop out and becoming a social assistant. This is >>12004924 btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:30:36 No.12004961 Report

Quoted By: >>12004993

>>12004924
because they were weak willed pussies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:40:10 No.12004993 Report

Quoted By: >>12006675

>>12004961
Spec training in my hellhole ain't a cakewalk like in the 1st world.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 18:42:09 No.12005002 Report

Quoted By: >>12005061 >>12005701

any research on folk/traditional medicine specifically herbs and plants that are consumed that could have some active ingredient? from what i have read so far it seems that it's better than prayer but also worse. some stuff actually have active ingredients that help but some also have serious interactions or are just outright bad. there is also a fuck ton of stuff that hasn't been researched yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 19:02:10 No.12005060 Report

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>>12004866
>psycoterapy i despise giving mind altering drugs
Then just become a clinical psychologist or a licensed therapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 19:02:18 No.12005061 Report

Quoted By: >>12005277

>>12005002
No. Also FOH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 19:22:19 No.12005129 Report

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Any other first years here? Was curious if you guys are going to do zanki or not. I don't really see the point anymore since step is p/f for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 20:06:33 No.12005277 Report

Quoted By: >>12005280 >>12005573

>>12005061
>thread for research discussion
>no discussion of medically relevant topics
this is a very relevant topic to medicine in non western countries (and for western hippies) because it's very widespread and even non retarded modern people assume that these herbs/plants are hidden medicine that hasn't been discovered by science yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 20:09:03 No.12005280 Report

Quoted By: >>12005315

>>12005277
>that these herbs/plants are hidden medicine that hasn't been discovered by science yet
wow maybe you should do your groundbreaking research and discover these plants that silly scientists don't know about

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 20:23:45 No.12005315 Report

Quoted By: >>12005376

>>12005280
nigger i didn't say i believe in it, i said that a lot of people (even in the western world) justify using these herbs since there isn't any research on them. this is bad because some herbs are just straight up bad for you and some have serious interactions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 20:44:07 No.12005376 Report

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>>12005315
which plants specifically do you think have unknown properties that 'scientists' don't know about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 20:53:05 No.12005406 Report

Quoted By: >>12005573 >>12006681 >>12010094

>>12004439
>>12004485
>>12004481
autopsy reveals multiple myeloma, the pathologist berates you, saying that there is no way a diabetic kidney disease patient has hypercalcemia without a second underlying issue, an important cause of hypercalcemia not due to PTH dysfunction that fits with the "leg pain" (maybe bone pain + osteoarthritis) is multiple myeloma, the patient then has the full CRAB symptoms for multiple myeloma, obtaining this diagnosis for the patient may have saved him an extra year of a fulfilling and quality life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 21:47:30 No.12005573 Report

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>>12005406
>no fever
>not unintentional weight loss
>no abnormalities on WBCs
At least I avoided the MBA admin.
>>12005277
I don't care about non-western people or hippies. I also don't care about "traditional medicine" (non-medicine) and snakeoil plants because that's a biologist/chemist job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 22:26:45 No.12005701 Report

Quoted By: >>12007571

>>12005002
https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-030-16807-0

Input this link in sci-hub.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 22:35:38 No.12005725 Report

Quoted By: >>12005740

>ID resident when he realizes he is basically the janitor for other services

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 22:41:41 No.12005740 Report

Quoted By: >>12005748 >>12006572 >>12023602

>>12005725
infectious diseases? how so?
really the icu is the janny for when everyone else fucks up, and then pathologists are the ultimate janitor in the hospital

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 22:47:13 No.12005748 Report

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>>12005740
In my hospital pathology is at the basement. Same place jannie lives.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2020 23:13:34 No.12005814 Report

Quoted By: >>12007473

>tfw on my urology placement

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 02:29:43 No.12006293 Report

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I'm dying, sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:14:29 No.12006572 Report

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>>12005740
We just turf all our extremely shitty patients who don't even get an ICU admission to their ward.
And they have to answer retarded consults all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:15:40 No.12006576 Report

Quoted By: >>12006580 >>12006582 >>12006756 >>12009358 >>12017419 >>12023608

Explain to me the allure of anesthesiology

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:18:49 No.12006580 Report

Quoted By: >>12006591

>>12006576
Good pay, minimal work, good for autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:22:57 No.12006582 Report

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>>12006576
shoving tubes and needles into patients feels good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:29:07 No.12006591 Report

Quoted By: >>12006635

>>12006580
How is it minimal work? You're up early as fuck, and when shit hits the fan it's all on you to save the patient. Not to mention call hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 04:53:58 No.12006635 Report

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>>12006591
Compared to surgeons I meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 05:18:25 No.12006675 Report

Quoted By: >>12007110

>>12004993
im in a third world bro, and i still meant what i said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 05:20:42 No.12006681 Report

Quoted By: >>12007522

>>12005406
now can i retur to deepthroating the nurse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 06:19:52 No.12006756 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006576
95% chill, 5% chaotic emergency stuff, all your interventions are immediate, get to see a range of specialities, no patients are under your name so when your shift is done you leave, early starts and early finishes, can shift into ICU and pain medicine, not sure about elsewhere but in the UK the training is much better than other specialitites as its like a 1 on 1 apprenticeship.

But best of all you can sit on 4chan for most of your OR time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 08:26:33 No.12006926 Report

Quoted By: >>12018862

Generally speaking, what are the odds of having one of the shitton of adverse effects on medication package inserts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 10:13:00 No.12007110 Report

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>>12006675
>1 year of internship
>1 whole ass year of social service
Afaik in most countries is half a year.
>1/5 chances of making the cut into the exam
>M-F fixed schedule from 07:00hs to 16:00hs. In reality your the hospital bitch and your entrance may be from 04:00/06:00 to leave at 18:00/20:00
>Instead of "on call" bullcrap we have guard shift every three days. You basically do your regular shift and stay the night+your next day shift at the hospital. Guard shift don't respect weekends or holidays
>mind you, the healthcare is broken and you don't get to fuck around since admittances and discharges are 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 10:23:49 No.12007133 Report

Quoted By: >>12007322 >>12018840 >>12020376

>popping sensation and occasional discomfort when I raise my right arm
>been happening for a few months
>figure something's wrong with my shoulder or clavicle
>visit orthopod, tells me not to worry about it, maybe do some physical therapy; prescribes muscle relaxant and Vimovo
Am I gonna be fine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:00:47 No.12007322 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007133
Have you been doing your facepulls you little shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:26:33 No.12007365 Report

Quoted By: >>12007380 >>12007475

What's the /med/ desk job spec?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:32:25 No.12007380 Report

Quoted By: >>12007411

>>12007365
pathology

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:41:21 No.12007411 Report

Quoted By: >>12007440

>>12001559
>>12007380
What does the future look like for pathology in terms of AI? There was discussion about AI in the last thread and one anon made a good point that in his spec, diagnosis is about 10 percent of his job or so. With pathology being entirely diagnostic, will there be extreme pay cuts or outright replacement by mid-levels?

https://scitechdaily.com/artificial-intelligence-identifies-prostate-cancer-with-near-perfect-accuracy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:49:04 No.12007438 Report

Quoted By:

>>12004224
Psychocybernetics is considered by some to be like that but it's exclusively achievement oriented and life isn't just about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:50:56 No.12007440 Report

Quoted By: >>12007443 >>12007466

>>12007411
>With pathology being entirely diagnostic
but it's not. A pathologist still needs to prepare samples.
But as always, a physician is necessary to confirm a diagnosis made by AI. There are legal issues about accountability if you rely solely on AI diagnosis. Who's responsible if something goes wrong? The guy who coded the AI? The consultant who worked on the AI? The hospital for using that AI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 12:57:15 No.12007443 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007440
The future is bright for all specialities related to old "people" and fucked up for obstetrics and pediatrics. This is a comment based on population pyramids.
Make with it whatever you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:07:38 No.12007466 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007440
Does the pathologist actually prepare samples though? For context I'm a phlebotomist in the US and all the samples in our hospital are prepared by a pathologists assistant with a masters degree. They are then walked over to the pathologist's office right next to the Histology lab. Legally, the hospital could be held responsible and makes the most sense to me. I do understand wanting someone to look it over but since that job should be easier, will it fall to a less educated and lower paid worker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:10:12 No.12007473 Report

Quoted By:

>>12005814
you study urology in high school?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:12:05 No.12007475 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007365
diagnostic specs or just going into admin roles in whatever

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:13:48 No.12007482 Report

Quoted By:

>spec?
>sworn to avenge?
>condemned to hell?
>do you tempt the blade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:16:05 No.12007489 Report

Quoted By: >>12007533 >>12007756 >>12008359

Who's the DJ of the OR at your place?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:38:14 No.12007522 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006681

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 13:41:39 No.12007533 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007489
The surgeon. He liked Latino pop music and it was always a mambo vibe going in there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 14:04:48 No.12007571 Report

Quoted By:

>>12005701
>Clitoria ternatea
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 16:04:10 No.12007756 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007489
the surgeon because i can't just put my prog/black metal on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 16:21:22 No.12007773 Report

Quoted By: >>12007777 >>12007900

Is this book good as an introduction to pharmacology? Anyone read it?

t. NEETfag who isnt ever going to uni but likes to study stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 16:22:49 No.12007777 Report

Quoted By: >>12007779

>>12007773
Oh also asking because I can get it for a measly 3€ from a friend instead of paying full price which is like 60€

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 16:24:41 No.12007779 Report

Quoted By: >>12007787

>>12007777
if you're not gonna be doing exams on something, then it doesn't really matter what you read
this looks good to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 16:27:37 No.12007787 Report

Quoted By: >>12007793

>>12007779
Alright if it looks good to you I'll get it, cheers anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 16:29:35 No.12007793 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007787
i mean i'm not american and we had our own country textbooks, but i think i read or at least saw positive reviews of something else from the 'board review series'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 17:06:31 No.12007900 Report

Quoted By: >>12020133

>>12007773
Rang & Dale for total retards. Florez for ascended intellectuals, aldoe I doubt Elsevier bothered with translation that magnificent textbook into anglobarks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 19:35:56 No.12008359 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007489
the surgeon actually sings so we don’t have to put anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 20:44:15 No.12008633 Report

Quoted By: >>12008643 >>12008687

does anyone else ever suddenly stop to think how weird it is to stare at guts and gore every day and then pretend to be the same as normies on the outside who faint at the sight of blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 20:47:15 No.12008643 Report

Quoted By:

>>12008633
I don't see why I'd make a taboo out of organs or blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 20:56:07 No.12008687 Report

Quoted By: >>12010048

>>12008633
You would shit your pants if you actually had to kill anything with the possibility of being maimed or slaughtered yourself. Don't think you aren't just as cowardly as them. Doctors LARP'ing as hardened sociopaths is convincing until the moment they have to deal with anything that isn't immobilized and helpless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 22:24:24 No.12009000 Report

Quoted By: >>12009020 >>12009027 >>12009038

>drive to hiking area
>as I park see a silhouette moving towards me in distance
>sit and watch as it gets closer
>this boy is stumbling towards the parking lot through the field
>looked exactly like a stumbling zombie, only way I can describe his movement
>got slightly anxious since I'd just seen 28 days later
What the FUCK was his problem? I've never seen someone walk like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 22:35:21 No.12009020 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009000
few too many bevvos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 22:37:59 No.12009024 Report

Quoted By:

why does coffee give you that racing when it kicks in? what are the spiritual effects of stimulants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 22:38:47 No.12009027 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009000
Guy stumbling around the woods?
Almost certainly tripping on drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 22:44:04 No.12009038 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009000
it's a fucking junkie anon nothing to see there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:37:35 No.12009180 Report

Quoted By: >>12009244 >>12009337

have you ever stopped to put yourself in the mental state of a junkie? I don't mean literally consume drugs, but astrally project into their mind and to feel the mental state that they're in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:09:12 No.12009244 Report

Quoted By: >>12009275

>>12009180
Take your meds, bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:23:26 No.12009275 Report

Quoted By: >>12009300

>>12009244
you discriminate against those are not neurotypical

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:34:34 No.12009300 Report

Quoted By: >>12009318 >>12010037

>>12009275
No. I only discriminate against non-catholics and 3rd worlder migrants without higher education.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:40:21 No.12009318 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009300
what if i told you that we're all living a dream and when we die we will realize that it was a dream and we were the universe all along

what do you think about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:51:52 No.12009337 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009180

That's too hard for non-psychiatrists - REFER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:53:05 No.12009343 Report

Quoted By:

>>12004873

THis is a damn lie, post country heretic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:59:38 No.12009358 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006576

I have the opposite mindset but it's pretty great specialty if you like it.

1. Hardly any Patient contact
2. Deep knowledge of human physiology - Almost like IM except instead of external disease knowledge it's on basic human body engineering and what drugs affect what - what to use given a certain impending problem.
3. Amazing pay per hour, hardly any documenting, usually 7am-3pm type days.
4. Procedural (Intubations, Lines, Infusions) but not overly so - without many drawbacks of needing OR cases in certain surgeries to build up experience etc.
5. Options for fellowship like Pain, ICU (probably best route)
6. Best way to have a side-hustle (Stocks/trading during cases, writing, etc.) WHILE getting paid for that time

Cons
1. Surgeon's "bitch" - Overblown, but I can see why surg's don't backup with it cause of that.
2. Low patient interaction/relationship - usually not a concern for Anesfags.
3. No one knows about you from general public
4. Long residency, Possibly sporadic schedule due to call later on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:16:03 No.12009400 Report

Quoted By: >>12009404 >>12017296

>>12004866
just so you're aware, psychotherapy is completely bullshit and actually harmful, except for really regimented and standardised CBT
the idea about "talking about your problems" or getting to the "root cause" of mental illnesses usually cause more harm than good, that's why real psychiatrists combine pharmacotherapy with evidence-based CBT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:17:06 No.12009404 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009400
>really regimented and standardised CBT
ok freak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:24:50 No.12009424 Report

Quoted By:

>Surgeon starts crying mid operation when the climax hits
>Caught in infinity
>In the vastness of countless trees
>O what a purity
>Lies in these sceneries
>Cursed for this winter hike
>I see the dawn and its fountain of light
>Morning glory
>Ethereal night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:28:07 No.12009431 Report

Quoted By:

>>12004330
Sounds like adhd w/ comorbid gad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:37:49 No.12009452 Report

Quoted By: >>12009473

Can i get a usmle step 1 study plan because im an idiot please. Also id like to be a psych but am scared my own anxiety is too high to handle this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:45:31 No.12009473 Report

Quoted By: >>12009493

>>12009452
If you can't search it for yourself chances are you're ngmi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:52:55 No.12009493 Report

Quoted By: >>12009611

>>12009473
I have a hard to believing one q bank is superior over another. Likewise that all of that time learning out of books does not literally matter and that ill learn everything i need from q banks and first aid.

I dont think im going to make it, but shit, step 2 cs is cancelled and i wont be able to apply anyways next august.

t. IMG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:28:30 No.12009611 Report

Quoted By: >>12010029

>>12009493
You have to go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 04:02:40 No.12009840 Report

Quoted By: >>12009862

I'm a male in australia I was diagnosed with anorexia 3 months ago I also haven't seen sunlight in that time. Where do I go to get help?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 04:09:15 No.12009862 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009840
go through a GP. a lot of services can be rebated far better with a current GP referral than voluntary access.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 05:41:22 No.12010026 Report

Quoted By:

>ywn have a comfy job with 9-5 program and get home to your wife, smoke weed after a long day and spend time together

GET ME OUT ANONS! LET ME BE A GP ALREADYY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 05:44:50 No.12010029 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009611
this is a normalfag containment thread, if you were not aware of why its allowed to exist unmolested day in and day out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 05:51:47 No.12010037 Report

Quoted By:

>>12009300
Fucking based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 05:58:43 No.12010048 Report

Quoted By: >>12010051

>>12008687
you sure about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:01:07 No.12010051 Report

Quoted By: >>12010067

>>12010048
Absolutely sure that 90% of surgeons would have a panic attack if they had to engage in real violence. I would bet my daughters virginity that you have never killed anyone and would not have the balls to kill someone if your asked to do so in a way you couldn't remove yourself from the messiness of the act.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:06:45 No.12010061 Report

Quoted By: >>12010743

going to become main surgeon just to be able to blast this and make everyone listen to it
https://youtu.be/AMndPTS0KLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:11:03 No.12010067 Report

Quoted By: >>12010096

>>12010051
if you haven’t done something out of many different reasons does not mean that you are not capable of doing it. maybe you are just projecting because you grew up in safe hand held place of first world country but some people are used to violence because they have seen it from day one, but chose to go the other ways and turn aggression and rage into something good instead of succumbing to their swamp environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:23:51 No.12010094 Report

Quoted By:

>>12005406
I admit I didn't think of MM. But would your first step in working up multiple myeloma really be a BM biopsy? I thought serum or urine protein electrophoresis came first and then biopsy to confirm disease

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:24:31 No.12010096 Report

Quoted By: >>12010127

>>12010067
people self sort into environments that serve their evolutionary interests best. meek and docile individuals do everything they can to avoid having to come into conflict with aggressive and violent individuals. Doctors are some of the most restrained, emotionally balanced, and domesticated people you will ever meet. I cannot for the life of me imagine some well heeled ortho crushing the throat of a man outside of bar for insulting him. Having the power to take life from people who have given over their agency to you and under your care isn't a form of respectable mastery over violence. You are just a piece of larger high risk maintenance process, no different from a mason or auto mechanic with the power to endanger the lives over others from a distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:42:20 No.12010127 Report

Quoted By: >>12010137

>>12010096
you are generalizing and assuming from your life experience and environment and i’m telling you it isn’t like that. Not every doctor is a beta basedboy like the ones you come around with in your life. Because from where i come from and from surgeons i’ve seen at least 80% have been in two military conflicts few of them took part in civil war and i’m sure at least half if not more of those people have actually taken someone else’s life. On top of that after those shitty happenings life was fucked up here for 15+ years and i’ve known my fellow doctors who have been shot or stabbed for the most ridiculous, stupid and vain reasons you could imagine and they had to do similar to defend their life and loved ones. As i said you think like this because you grew up in first world safe bubble where there is occasional nigger crime and only come around to softened men, in a same manner i could have argued and generalized that all surgeons are tough motherfuckers but i didn’t because i realize different environments then mine exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:46:40 No.12010137 Report

Quoted By: >>12010148

>>12010127
I'm going to be honest, the moment you mentioned you were from the third world I stopped reading your post and just replied with what I had intended to say. Disregard my statements for balkanoids, slavshits, and spic demons, which I'm assuming you're at least one of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:51:23 No.12010148 Report

Quoted By: >>12010157

>>12010137
ok rape you next week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 06:56:12 No.12010157 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010148
I would put a knife through your eye if you came anywhere near me, Boris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 10:02:01 No.12010449 Report

Quoted By: >>12010526

Why is gender reassignment surgery considered a better treatment for gender dysphoria than counseling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 10:52:30 No.12010526 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010449
because we live in a clown world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 10:53:42 No.12010529 Report

Quoted By: >>12010596

Reminder that you should lurk moar and never have right to post in these threads until you have seen pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 11:33:38 No.12010596 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010529
Fire the whole radiology department.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 12:21:11 No.12010699 Report

Quoted By: >>12010785 >>12018810

med fags what do you think about all the IQ and race controversies, biased bs science or just suppressed truth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 12:30:31 No.12010720 Report

Quoted By: >>12010811 >>12010939 >>12011125

>3 weeks in
>anatomy notebook is already at 48 pages full
far out man, this pace is mental.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 12:45:15 No.12010743 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010061
Tengri bless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 13:04:26 No.12010785 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010699
1488

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 13:14:57 No.12010811 Report

Quoted By: >>12010817

>>12010720
If you're not reading from ancient Testut&Latarjet, you're not learning anatomy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 13:17:41 No.12010817 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010811
I like my lecturer, she makes jokes about runners being mouthbreathers and isn't afraid of anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 14:27:22 No.12010939 Report

Quoted By: >>12010984

>>12010720
>The hip bone's connected to the leg bone.
>The leg bone's connected to the foot bone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 14:44:49 No.12010984 Report

Quoted By: >>12011068 >>12011149

>>12010939
is there a mnemonic to remember this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 15:18:16 No.12011068 Report

Quoted By: >>12011132

>>12010984
Nah brah gotta grind some flashcards

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 15:39:55 No.12011125 Report

Quoted By: >>12011139 >>12012463

>>12010720
r8 my notes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 15:42:46 No.12011132 Report

Quoted By:

>>12011068
good idea, i just signed up to quizlette now. Use code /sci/ for 25% off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 15:45:15 No.12011139 Report

Quoted By: >>12012463

>>12011125
R8 mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 15:51:21 No.12011149 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010984
Yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyyRqgbkc6U

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 16:18:27 No.12011215 Report

Quoted By:

So anons, are the tests you take on the US actualy just a grabbler scheme? I read somewhere (on medscape maybe?) that there's some controversy because of how expensive it is to take the Steps and prepare for them.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 17:37:01 No.12011387 Report

Quoted By:

>Mnemonics

She likes to play, try to catch her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 18:29:19 No.12011539 Report

Quoted By: >>12011949

Why is doctors' handwriting so shit? I've always put it down to writing a lot of things very quickly in med school and then having to jot down lots of prescriptions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:18:04 No.12011943 Report

Quoted By: >>12011949

>>12001559
Those who would demand a God for a Godless world, and certainly those who would accept a God among men, will receive the punishment they desire and deserve. As though it is embedded in Man by the Creator itself, it is woven into the logic of the universe itself. It will come, and it must come.

What Man needs now is basically a modernized quasi-scientific Nature cult. Today, we have a world overflowing with false Gods, traumatized overgrown children imitating their notion of a God, and the worst of it, the rise of a new religious power structure built around so-called science. They are humbled by nothing. They neither see nor yield to any higher order, they will mindlessly charge forward desiring to dominate, trample, and subdue even Mother Nature herself, all things will conform to their script, all Truth is defined by their word, all things are malleable, all things mutable, all things under control. No. These people are delusional, shined up trash better suited for the gutter. These things must be destroyed. Their belief system must be destroyed. They are children kneeling before an idol to themselves.

No. Since they cannot live without that organizing principle, all will kneel only before Mother Nature and her great and self evident Truth. They have lost their way. It is time to return to reality. It is time to return to their roots. Look in the mirror. Look at yourself. When was the last time you made your heart beat? When was the last time you managed the motility of your gut? When was the last time you managed much of anything? Never. Who is your Creator? Is it your parents? Your God? Science? No. From two gametes combining your body quite literally assembled ITSELF from raw material, largely unassisted.
1/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:19:08 No.12011949 Report

Quoted By:

>>12011943
Your body has maintained you since that moment that the zygote was born in a flash of light, with near zero help, through a vast range of conditions... your entire life. And it will continue, until death. That is Truth. Yet you have these fool medical people purporting to know what the body needs, and to be able to "fix" people's "problems" with their barbaric low level chemical interventions and other assorted pseudoscientific New World quackery and nonsense. They actually think that the body NEEDS THEM to function. It's absurd, it's pathetic, it's irrational. It's delusional. I can't say I was not indoctrinated into it as well. And it shows, the statistics are there. As of 2011's data (via insurance records) 46% of children have at least 1 of 20 chronic illnesses, 56% when you include obesity. A 2017 Pentagon report stated 72% of people 17 - 24 are physically, psychologically, or cognitively unfit for military service. Our population is the sickest, most dissociative, delusional, ridiculous spectacle this planet has ever seen! The laughing stock of the animal kingdom, in that sense. Yet we believe ourselves to be great, we put faith in the collective, we believe that if we obey the system good things will surely come, despite our pitiful and still degenerating state. That is the core of narcissism. The medical system is narcissistic and psychopathic. The beast in sight. And the list only goes on. This can be applied to all areas. No, it must be torn down.

No exceptions to the rules. Either one among you modulates and punishes your excesses directly, or you get your natural punishment down the line. Man: The Dim Child. That thing which never quite grows up.

>>12011539
Narcissism. God doesn't need to explain himself. Mere mortal couldn't hope to understand the mind of the Creator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:20:07 No.12011954 Report

Quoted By: >>12018800

Why does neuro have lowest physician happiness? Seems like one of the more interesting specs. Most of your patients don't improve I guess so that's probably a factor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:20:29 No.12011955 Report

Quoted By: >>12011976

how hard is it to become a medical researcher? are there any easier alternative paths? what about bio?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:25:11 No.12011969 Report

Quoted By: >>12012005 >>12023662 >>12023672

Is nursing based or a waste of time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:28:09 No.12011976 Report

Quoted By:

>>12011955
And research WHAT? Bullshit, that's what. Most medical research is useless bullshit and the rest is a front for a future eugenics program. Why do you think all these chronic diseases are being framed as genetic, and then funded as such? Eugenics. Modern man is a farm animal that is too stupid to see the fence, the ramp, or the Judas goat.

The Human Genome Project itself stemmed from Carnegie's Eugenics Records Office at Cold Spring Harbor. And believe me, you people? Yeah. You ain't makin' the cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:29:45 No.12011982 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck uworld
Fuck amboss
Fuck kaplan
Fuck q banks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 20:36:27 No.12012005 Report

Quoted By: >>12012091 >>12012458

>>12011969
based
>good pay/schooling ratio
>get to help people everyday
>society generally very appreciative
>get to hang out with cute nurses all day

not based
>if you are a guy some people will judge you [spoiler:lit]fuck them though it doesn't really matter[/spoiler:lit]
>you can never climb the ladder above the doctor, basically have to accept that you will never reach that level of professional autonomy
>have to hang out with annoying nurses all day

It has its positives and negatives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:00:13 No.12012091 Report

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>>12012005
Nursing sounds appealing because there are so many specialties within the field that make good money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:17:28 No.12012160 Report

Quoted By: >>12012182

how to deal with the fact that patients are retarded? only started a few months ago and i can manage currently but 99% of collegues are already broken after a year and treat them like trash when they are annoyed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:21:08 No.12012182 Report

Quoted By: >>12012210

>>12012160
Tell them that they were clamped, vaccinated, and potentially circumcised. Inform them that they are fluoridated, brominated, chlorinated, irradiated, glyphosated, atrazinated, aluminum loaded, teratogenated, chattel cattle.

Tell them to begin now, and unclamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:26:14 No.12012210 Report

Quoted By: >>12012231

>>12012182
thanks! will try this, the big words will surely stun them at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:30:32 No.12012231 Report

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>>12012210
Indeed. Report back with results! ;^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:31:00 No.12012234 Report

Quoted By: >>12012255

As long as my stomach pain doesn't grow too painful, my stool turns liquid, black or red, then I should be ok right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:35:38 No.12012255 Report

Quoted By: >>12012316

>>12012234
what's the pattern? how's the pain? dull and costant or hits and goes?
a couple liquid discharges arent much of a worry anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 21:57:20 No.12012316 Report

Quoted By: >>12019722

>>12012255
>whats the pattern?
Around the under the ribs, above the navel. In the same area on the back too. There is some hard lump under my right ribs too, though I don't know if that's related.
>hows the pain?
Light stabbing pain, about 3-5. Some acid reflux too.
>constant or comes and goes?
Comes and goes, it tends to change when I eat. Last time I had a gnawing feeling that went away for 1.5-2 hours after I ate before coming back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:32:53 No.12012458 Report

Quoted By: >>12012506 >>12012809

>>12012005
>[spoiler:lit]fuck them though it doesn't really matter[/spoiler:lit]
Keep telling yourself that, nurso*d

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:33:57 No.12012463 Report

Quoted By: >>12012483

>>12011125
>>12011139
r8 mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:40:41 No.12012483 Report

Quoted By: >>12013773

>>12012463
0/10

So you just want money and think you can fuck a man to get it? 0/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:45:25 No.12012506 Report

Quoted By: >>12012511 >>12012524

>>12012458
not a nurse :^)))))

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:46:43 No.12012511 Report

Quoted By: >>12012557

>>12012506
https://youtu.be/f-qDRqibdAU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:49:06 No.12012524 Report

Quoted By: >>12012557 >>12012774 >>12012809

>>12012506
probably an orderly or a premed then.
no doctor would ever tell nurso*ds they're okay, especially not male ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 22:58:17 No.12012557 Report

Quoted By:

>>12012524
>>12012511
I'm a medical student. I was an EMT as a premed for awhile though and the male nurses were always pretty nice when I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and would help me out. The female ones were far more likely to give me shit and act really bitchy though. So I might just have some anecdotal bias.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 23:32:24 No.12012680 Report

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>Culture and sensitivity? Just order linezolid, meropenem and caspofungin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 00:02:13 No.12012774 Report

Quoted By:

>>12012524
I'm a GP and I like nurses. My mom is a nurse with double spec.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 00:15:30 No.12012809 Report

Quoted By: >>12012961

>>12012458
>>12012524
Is it just med students who hate nurses or do doctors as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 01:12:09 No.12012961 Report

Quoted By: >>12013059

>>12012809
nurses are pretty cringe imo
t. resident

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 01:38:57 No.12013059 Report

Quoted By: >>12013063

>>12012961
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 01:40:24 No.12013063 Report

Quoted By: >>12013090 >>12023695

>>12013059
i've seen too many times where they think they know better than me or another new resident and then eventually fuck up because they were wrong
equating experiences to knowledge is okay but equating it to definitive knowledge is pretty cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 01:53:18 No.12013090 Report

Quoted By:

>>12013063
So do you resent the profession itself or only unprofessional nurses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 06:31:25 No.12013773 Report

Quoted By:

>>12012483
read again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 07:16:03 No.12013847 Report

Quoted By: >>12013873 >>12013970 >>12018779

Can someone get this book from his uni library and scan?
It's important.
You need to get this exact edition (1st).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 07:25:42 No.12013873 Report

Quoted By: >>12013949 >>12013970

>>12013847
For the uninitiated:
https://books.google.ca/books?id=OajuJGXR25gC&pg=PA23&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=false

This would become a valuable collectors item in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 07:56:10 No.12013949 Report

Quoted By: >>12013970

>>12013873
>https://books.google.ca/books?id=OajuJGXR25gC&pg=PA23&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=false

The models are cute in this one boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 08:06:40 No.12013970 Report

Quoted By:

>>12013847
>>12013873
>>12013949
Someone please do this. We can't let a precious treasure like this go to the wayside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 15:24:12 No.12014839 Report

Quoted By: >>12014847 >>12014922

https://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/international/se-intampla-in-republica-moldova-o-femeie-a-fost-chemata-la-spital-ca-sa-ia-acasa-piciorul-amputat.html

Moldavian tactics. Amputate leg, call patient after you let her out of the hospital, call her to get her foot back. What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 15:28:27 No.12014847 Report

Quoted By: >>12014922 >>12014924

>>12014839
>Medicin? moldoveneasc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 16:08:10 No.12014922 Report

Quoted By:

>>12014839
>>12014847
https://youtu.be/ryeHPPypACk?t=105

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 16:08:39 No.12014924 Report

Quoted By:

>>12014847
S? îl aib? amintire ce plm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 18:48:32 No.12015299 Report

Quoted By: >>12017319

Have you ever performed on a 1st level facility? How do you gain the trust of your patient?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 20:34:43 No.12015637 Report

Quoted By: >>12015645

What's the name of the medical procediment for removal of an artery segment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 20:37:04 No.12015645 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015637
arteriossegmentusdeletus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 21:03:12 No.12015739 Report

Quoted By: >>12015770 >>12016967 >>12017268 >>12017510 >>12017878 >>12018764 >>12018769 >>12019041

i truly hope non of you ever practice medicine. i would expect this level of racism and immature sexism from teenagers, not trained professionals. when are you going to join the real world? you would be laughed out of the room if you said what you really thought in public. lets face it, the medical profession is controled by jews and poc like me, who study hard and invent things. we are the future of medicine, you are the future of complaining on image boards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2020 21:15:01 No.12015770 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
>i truly hope non of you ever practice medicine. i would expect this level of racism and immature sexism from teenagers
One of the surgical registrars working in your hospital is a neo-nazi who posts frogs on the internet, and you'll never know which one, boomer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 01:29:01 No.12016428 Report

Quoted By:

Did Ben's doctor wife tell the truth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 04:07:11 No.12016967 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
I have a 60-65 y.o. boomer colleague in my department who's unironically into ancient aliens tier shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 06:47:21 No.12017268 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
t.kike

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 07:03:56 No.12017296 Report

Quoted By: >>12019667

>>12009400
>the idea about "talking about your problems" or getting to the "root cause" of mental illnesses usually cause more harm than good
Source? Not trying to fight just genuinely interested

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 07:16:09 No.12017319 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015299
Just be yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 08:40:08 No.12017416 Report

Quoted By:

>>12003781
It's fucking Addison's disease, negro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 08:43:37 No.12017419 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006576
Mostly I just like to be the guy everyone comes to when shtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 09:47:27 No.12017510 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
Kys pajeet kike mutt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 12:42:42 No.12017878 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
Dude, I truly hope you make it. I'm in it for the comfy lifestyle and easy money and I'm sure as shit I won't revolutionise medicine in any way. Good luck to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 12:59:07 No.12017921 Report

Quoted By: >>12018063 >>12020367

Is it possible to get fluid in the pharyngotypanic tube opening? I had water in my mouth and tripped and i feel the worst pain in my right ear (and my eye feels watery too)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 13:09:52 No.12017946 Report

Quoted By: >>12017974 >>12018752

What kind of medical specialities could a terribly clumsy person hope to pursue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 13:20:05 No.12017974 Report

Quoted By: >>12018004

>>12017946
Neurosurgery, plastic surgery, microsurgery, optho, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 13:32:19 No.12018004 Report

Quoted By:

>>12017974
based DaVinci surgeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 13:43:44 No.12018029 Report

Quoted By:

>>12001559
>we DO NOT offer advice
why? fucking pussies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 14:03:48 No.12018063 Report

Quoted By:

>>12017921
You mean you don’t have muscular control over your pharyngotympanic meatus? Open it and inhale at the same time, it should pull the fluid out if there’s any

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 15:17:20 No.12018272 Report

Quoted By:

If I were to do Medtech where Could I move to if I wanted some change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 16:46:42 No.12018498 Report

Quoted By:

Why do I feel terribly uncomfortable if I try to sleep on my back (i.e face-up)? I can't be still and feel a kind of pressure in my forehead. The longer I lie on my back the more agitated I become, and sometimes I start twitching. As soon as I turn on my side, the feeling subsides. What gives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:04:54 No.12018742 Report

Quoted By:

Just used cetirizine to fall asleep last night. It's a really good way of treating mild insomnias and jet lag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:08:13 No.12018752 Report

Quoted By:

>>12017946
Everything that isn't related to surgery, lab work, and doesn't deal with acute cases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:12:19 No.12018764 Report

Quoted By: >>12020374

>>12015739
>when are you going to join the real world?
A part of joining the real world and growing up is realizing that niggers are dumb, pajeet docs will always be incompetent, Jewish docs will scam you, Asian docs are overrated and the only true doctor you can trust is a white one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:14:00 No.12018769 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
>the medical profession is controlled by jews and poc like me
And that is why medicine is a sinking ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:17:49 No.12018779 Report

Quoted By:

>>12013847
I can only get you the 2nd edition
https://libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=830101B106BB2EF8945B89EC215546AA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:23:58 No.12018800 Report

Quoted By:

>>12011954
Patient prognosis is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:27:23 No.12018810 Report

Quoted By:

>>12010699
It's just "suppressed" truth. I wouldn't even say it is suppressed as most scientists even agree that blacks are just dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:28:56 No.12018817 Report

Quoted By:

A Person I was living with began experiencing symptoms 2 days after they moved out (they met some people, not socially distant after moving out), and I have no symptoms whatsoever. They don’t know their test results yet (Covid). Am I ok to workout or would I be hurting myself?

Thanks bros in advance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:33:31 No.12018840 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007133
Yes. Just search youtube for "how to fix shoulder pain" and some /fit/izen will give you a training regiment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 18:39:31 No.12018862 Report

Quoted By:

>>12006926
It is divided into
>very common: >10% of people who take the drug will experience the given adverse effect.
>common: 1-10% of people who take the drug will experience the given adverse effect.
>less common: 0.1-1% of people who take the drug will experience the given adverse effect.
>rare: 0.1-0.01% of people who take the drug will experience the given adverse effect.
>very rare: <0.01% of people who take the drug will experience the given adverse effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 19:33:34 No.12019041 Report

Quoted By:

>>12015739
>He labels itself as "poc"
You're a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 20:40:55 No.12019224 Report

Quoted By:

I have a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow.
I'm on a clear water diet and laxatives.
I've so far taken:
>3 laxative pills
>1 out of 3 litres worth of laxative powder mixed with water
all since 2pm
Now can someone explain to me, WHY THE FUCK I HAVENT SHAT YET? I CAN FEEL ALL THIS LIQUID IN MY STOMACH BUT ITS BEEN THREE HOURS AND I STILL HAVENT HAD THE URGE TO SHIT. IS THIS NORMAL?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 22:01:17 No.12019403 Report

Quoted By: >>12019407 >>12019707

>something gets stuck in my teeth
>pick it out a few days later and it smells like literal shit
>realize it's actually literal shit (food after being digested for a few days)
What do we need a colon for? Couldn't we just digest the food we eat with saliva in our mouths alone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 22:04:39 No.12019407 Report

Quoted By:

>>12019403
That's just the food rotting in your mouth. It's being digested by bacteria more than your saliva. The resort of the system is to absorb the nutrients out of the food. The shit is just leftover

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 23:31:54 No.12019667 Report

Quoted By: >>12019710

>>12017296
Here is one article: https://theconversation.com/talking-therapies-can-harm-too-heres-what-to-look-out-for-27433
I don't know about academic studies though, I'm not a psychiatrist nor am I planning to become one, I just have a passing interest in the field and just repeated what some friends have told me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 23:48:31 No.12019707 Report

Quoted By:

>>12019403
Theoretically, your saliva contains amylase and lipases, which are enzymes that can help break down carbohydrates and lipids. However you can't actually absorb the contents of the broken down nutrients in your mouth, it needs to go to your small bowel to be absorbed (your colon doesn't actually absorb anything in terms of nutrients). In your small bowel the broken down carbohydrates and lipids can be absorbed. Moreover, your saliva has no way of breaking down proteins into small peptides and amino acids; this is a special role of your pancreas which releases an enzyme called trypsin to enable protein breakdown (your stomach incidentally also helps in protein breakdown via pepsin, but technically you can live without your stomach). The small bowel then absorbs these broken down proteins.

Your colon (large intestine) mostly functions as a storehouse for your shit and for altering the fluid content of your shit so that you aren't losing too many electrolytes when you go to the toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 23:49:35 No.12019710 Report

Quoted By:

>>12019667
I'm not the anon you responded to but interesting read. I'd say the title's a little clickbaity though - according to the article, talking therapies are only 'harmful' insofar as they delay medical treatment or a bad therapist can do no good or exploit their patient. Talking therapy does not in and of itself cause harm. At least, that's what I gathered reading this.

But yeah, psychotherapy is definitely shilled more than I think it should be

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Aug 2020 23:54:13 No.12019722 Report

Quoted By: >>12020002

>>12012316
could be a diverticulum (outpouching of bowel) causing the pain, its likely benign but they can become much more painful in the future and can even develop fistulas with your skin or bladder so that you shit out of your penis or your skin, best advice is to see your physician, perhaps get an ultrasound of the lump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 02:20:40 No.12020002 Report

Quoted By:

>>12019722
>best advice is to see your physician, perhaps get an ultrasound of the lump
I already saw my Doc for related issues some months before, got a colonoscopy and ultrasound but nothing came from it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 02:41:02 No.12020037 Report

Quoted By:

Neck trauma zones are like this in Schwartz's Principles of Surgery.
In some other books cricoid cartilage separates zone 2 and 1.
Which one is correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 02:55:07 No.12020070 Report

Quoted By: >>12020277 >>12020551

>>12001559
>breathed in some abrasive sand accidentally at work about a year ago
>a scab formed in my nostril
>ripped the scab off a few weeks later because I’m such a dumb motherfucker I do manual labor such as sandblasting
>immediately overcome with the most horrendous feeling, sinuses draining, eyesight getting blurry, foaming slightly at the mouth
>go into clinic the next day
>doctor says it’s a sinus infection, prescribes antibiotics
>follow the antibiotic regimen like it was handed down to me from God himself
>sinuses still mildly fucked up all the time, occasionally they just fucking collapse and do the god-awful draining thing they did the first night
>go to the clinic twice since then, explaining both times that the antibiotics didn’t help
>prescribed that same antibiotic regimen both times
>follow it extremely strictly both times
>no effect both times
>sinuses still fucked up to this day
Thoughts? I feel like there is some sort of membrane or something damaged in there. It’s so shitty. My saliva is constantly really gooey and full of snot. Like, I can grab onto my saliva and stretch it out from my mouth, and twirl it around like a goddamned jump rope. It’s very slimy and sticky. Plus my sinuses are constantly producing mucus at an ungodly rate, often feel really dry and irritated, and they still occasionally just break down at random and spend a day draining into my throat, which is extremely unpleasant and disorienting. I’ve tried rinsing my sinuses with a netipot, It doesn’t solve it. The only thing that seems to kinda help is mucinex, but that only helps with the mucus, not the weird slimy saliva.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 03:24:23 No.12020133 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007900
>florez
Goodman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 04:49:08 No.12020277 Report

Quoted By:

>>12020070
Go to a otolaryngologist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 05:46:37 No.12020366 Report

Quoted By:

>Alpha 1 (?): if you pulled the two ends of the alpha symbol it would narrow the hole (ie. vasoconstriction - narrowing of the vessel lumen)
>Beta 1 (?1): you only have 1 heart (the predominant effects are on the heart)
>Beta 2 (?2): you have 2 lungs (the predominant effects are on the lungs with bronchial dilation)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 05:46:54 No.12020367 Report

Quoted By:

>>12017921
yawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 05:48:20 No.12020369 Report

Quoted By: >>12020392 >>12020926

what surgery spec can i pursue that does not involve anything robotic or laparoscopic and involves everything done by hands maximally?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 05:49:50 No.12020374 Report

Quoted By:

>>12018764
truth and aryanpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 05:52:08 No.12020376 Report

Quoted By:

>>12007133
do jump rope and facepulls everyday you will mention my name in thanking prayers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 06:04:55 No.12020392 Report

Quoted By:

>>12020369
Become a vet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 06:07:31 No.12020401 Report

Quoted By:

Who here's a GOD tier internist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:37:11 No.12020551 Report

Quoted By: >>12020555

>>12020070
This is probably chronic rhinosinusitis, go see an ENT specialist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 07:38:50 No.12020555 Report

Quoted By:

>>12020551
Compare your symptoms to chronic simplex rhinosinusitis and Chronic hypertrophic rhinosinusitis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 11:46:52 No.12020926 Report

Quoted By:

>>12020369
Neurosurgery, microsurgery, plastic surgery, optho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 15:05:35 No.12021469 Report

Quoted By: >>12021596 >>12021635

Hey fuckers. What's the spec for someone who wants to have time for his hobbies and have a comfy 9-5 or fixed schedule with no calls and shit? FM? Occupational? Non-competitive of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 15:56:35 No.12021596 Report

Quoted By: >>12021611

>>12021469
Pod

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 16:01:42 No.12021611 Report

Quoted By: >>12021635 >>12022125

>>12021596
The fuck is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 16:09:55 No.12021635 Report

Quoted By: >>12021653 >>12021825

>>12021611
Podologist.
>>12021469
If you're willing to put in the work and not being a slob take a shot at ophthalmology, pathology or NEL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 16:15:50 No.12021653 Report

Quoted By: >>12021715 >>12022125 >>12023463

>>12021635
>Podologist
Literally what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 16:32:18 No.12021715 Report

Quoted By:

>>12021653
Feet doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 16:57:48 No.12021825 Report

Quoted By: >>12021874 >>12022125

>>12021635

What about radiology? Yay or nay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 17:10:49 No.12021874 Report

Quoted By: >>12022125

>>12021825
It matches your criteria but I'd give it a second thought if you wish to have children. If not, go for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 18:10:17 No.12022125 Report

Quoted By:

>>12021611
>>12021653
Bro im sorry, but its clincal retardation
>>12021874
>>12021825

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 22:10:52 No.12022898 Report

Quoted By: >>12023255 >>12023386 >>12023455

I have an MRI in two weeks. Should I hold off on starting my new medication until afterwards?

Medication is griseofulvin. A quick Google search doesn't indicate it should be a problem, but I have read that some people have a serious bad reaction to the contrast dye, and I'm wondering in how many of those people it might have been down to interactions with other drugs they were on, so I'm wondering whether to just keep it simple and wait until a few days after the MRI to start my antifungal course, stay on the safe side...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2020 23:32:41 No.12023255 Report

Quoted By:

How does one get medical care of this caliber? Can I just walk into any hospital and get insurance for the nih .gov treatment?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6074563/
>>12022898
>Nigger tits will get their attention
>Mmyes posting this is the best idea
Your question isn't actually of any consequence. Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:15:37 No.12023386 Report

Quoted By:

>>12022898
>posting half naked women will sure draw some eyes to my post
Baka, we deal with those daily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:35:17 No.12023455 Report

Quoted By: >>12023461

>>12022898
We refuse services to niggers and thotposters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:37:18 No.12023461 Report

Quoted By: >>12023466

>>12023455
guarantee you are a facecel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:38:39 No.12023463 Report

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>>12021653
More fake and gay USA schemes to inflate the medicine labor market. Exactly like DO.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:40:04 No.12023466 Report

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>>12023461
>HURR you be an ___cel lol
KYS bloviating lookism redditor nigger

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 00:43:16 No.12023472 Report

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>>12001559
Well /med/ I had a seizure today on the Neuro-ICU unit I work at. Ironic huh?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:22:36 No.12023589 Report

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>>12004464
No, you'll understand once you see true posturing

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:24:14 No.12023593 Report

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My symptoms are marked ataxic gait, dysarthria, tingling in forearms, trouble swallowing, areflexia
Clean MRI of brain
What is a list of medications I can try, one after the other. I won't be taking them at the same time, obviously, optimally a week each until maybe I see results. Preferably, I'd take a whole battery of blood tests, but alas I don't have insurance. I also live in the middle of nowhere and don't have a means of transportation. So please, a list of medications I can try. Per my last post here, already tried thiamine, b12, and about to increase levothyroxine from 50 to 100 mcg on day 4. Assume I have some semblance of sense.
These symptoms all started whilst drinking 1/2 liter of vodka per day. I quit drinking 10 months ago.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:24:25 No.12023594 Report

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>>12004847
Can't IM move to critical care or private practice? I always assumed you can because one of our new PA's to critical care was from IM. Im just a nurse tho

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:25:54 No.12023598 Report

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>>12023593
I'll mention that there is a 50% chance I have a genetic spongiform encephalopathy called GSS. The disease would present all these symptoms. Three issues with that: -I'd be the first in the history of my family not to get the symptoms in my mid-50s.
-Once the disease presents, it kills you within a few months. I'm still here. I'd say that if my symptoms are even progressing, it is at an unnoticeable rate. I was able to walk with a cane when I quit drinking (only short distances now) but the graph has largely bottomed out since.
-3) most importantly, who gives a fuck. Whether I did inherit the disease is irrelevant; if it is the disease, there's not much to do. If it isn't, then one of these things I'm going to try will work.
Last time I mentioned that after 3 doctors, it is very apparent that any idiot can be a doctor. I had made the mistake of even mentioning the possibility that I have GSS. You could see the inference forming in their stupid head: "oh, it must that thing then." The proper reaction would have been "that's nice sweetie," not to listen to what the fucking patient thinks it is. "I'll keep that in mind for when I run out of doctor ideas." If that is good doctor, it shouldn't be. Also, if you thought I meant "and therefore you're dumb," then you're dumb. So ya, just a list of medications, say, designed to raise blood levels of something the lack of which could cause me not to be able to fucking walk or talk. I'm 31 btw

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:27:14 No.12023602 Report

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>>12005740
Sounds like you just work on a dump unit. Dump units are always shitty as your patient ratios are shit and you'll get ICU workload patients w/o the instability and PCU patients unlike regular floors that actually get floor patients

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:29:53 No.12023608 Report

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>>12006576
Most of the time it's just supervise and prescribe to your CRNA's who are perfectly capable and just cover more critical cases that require a doctors eye. The other 10% of the time you are handling stat intubations and the rare case where the surgery starts to go bad quick and you need an anesthesiologist to relieve a crna since they are simply higher trained

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:52:05 No.12023662 Report

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>>12011969
Both

The good parts
>Wide range of specialties, you can chill in an office, you can get involved in intense ICU care, you can chill in surgery, become a case manager, a trauma registrar etc. etc.
>The actual amount of work and impact you have on your patient is massive. Often you'll see docs put in their notes exactly what you told them in report.
>In the ICU sometimes it's just you and another good nurse saving a life either based on the doctors orders or because the doctor hasn't arrived yet, or multiple patients are crashing etc.
>You get to interact with all specialties in the hospital, from janitors, nutritionist, RTs, PT/OT, Docs, case managers etc.
>You are often the link between family and them understanding what's going on, which is fulfilling

The Cons
>You are responsible for everything because as mentioned you interact with all specialties and are expected to perform their role when they are unavailable.
>Forced to perform outside of the scope of your practice in life saving situations because the doctors or NP's are unavailable. Leading to some very dubious legal drug pushes that you simply don't chart
>You can be everybodies bitch and if you work med-surge you will get little respect and spend all day working with poor staffing ratios and fairly high acuity patients because a fair amount of PCU's don't train strong nurses because they have it easy so ICU docs just dump patients on you because they know you can handle shitstorms.
>Long hours of physically demanding work that just really puts a toll on your body.

And last but not least,
>Code browns where a lactulose patient is shitting themselves silly because the doc prescribed it multiple times a day at high doses, doesn't want you to titrate per poop because of extraneous medical reasons and then they don't give you a rectal tube because "well evidence shows blah blah blah, so you need to clean your patient covered in shit every hour"

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 01:54:40 No.12023672 Report

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>>12011969
What guy nurses are so sought after, I get hired easily because of it. I can handle the crazies that need a little physicality, the dudes that disrespect women but wouldn't dare disrespect a guy, aggressive patients, etc.

Also nursing units without men get catty.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 02:04:00 No.12023695 Report

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>>12013063
What you resent are nurses who get a big head and think they know better than you. But when my patient goes into a fib w/ RVR and you immediately tell me to give amiodarone on a patient who has a high likelihood of the cardiac pause amio causes leading to defibrillation, you bet your ass I'm not going to slam it unless the patient is ridiculously unstable. You should thank me instead for making that amio worthless and just using the other drugs to gently bring them out of RVR

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 02:19:10 No.12023737 Report

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>Tengrism exam tomorrow morning
>Have no clue what the fuck I'm doing
AAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I WANT TO BECOME A RADIOLOGIST

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 07:33:28 No.12024395 Report

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 08:52:19 No.12024584 Report

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Ahhhhhh FUCK anons, I have an interview for an accredited reg ICU job tomorrow. This is more stressful than the first time I placed a central line. Any tips for dealing with a private Christian hospital?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 16:22:28 No.12025377 Report

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can anyone get this diagnosis for me? supposed to be slightly tricky

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 16:23:56 No.12025383 Report

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>>12024584
do the sign of the cross before you start answering questions

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