>Tiktaalik was a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. It is said he killed three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So they made a deal with him. Gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few eons after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog and make this shitty fucking meme.
This explanation is just as plausible than any scientific hypothesis currently.
