So you tell me that some stupid bacteria survived
-The big bang, the most powerful explosion in the history of the universe.
-Going at unimaginable speeds.
-Surviving on a little rock that got showered in meteorites.
-Same but with gamma rays and all the shit coming from the sun.
-A meteorite so powerful it ripped part of earth that became later the moon.
-No water (the water that later came from meteorites)

Ans after all that they just went in the water, multiplied, eventually evolved into more advanced forms of life, primates (monky), then humans?

Answer this, sciencefags.