How do you think that process played out? Did a retard monkey sprint it's way out of the putrid cunt of it's mother and start a lifetiem rapespree unleashing a new race of super endurant freak monkies with an insatiable obsessive-compulsive hunger for rape? And the ensuing rape/murderfest that followed which allowed humanity to thrive could be considered humanities "big bang" n shit.

Or was it a moar innocent ordeal? Was it simply a slow drawn out process over the course of thousands of years from using our leg hands differently? Slowly smashing and grinding our leg hands into the ground while running n shit. Our bones and ligaments just stretching breaking growing breaking again and again until the modern day retard savant foot started to take shape?