There was some old pasta about a nurse or paramedic that remember a kid who went into emergency and had some kind of shitty condition, he was basically going to die because of brain aneurysm
Anon said the parents were kind of embarrassed to talk about what happened, because both things weren't exactly related. When they revealed the truth, it was that the poor kid masturbated and coomed for the first time, so hard, some artery inside his head burst
Kid died afterwards because of his orgasm, he probably didn't feel anything after the coom though, according to Anon, it was possibly the best way to die
