>Oh you see, there is this [Unfalsifiable theory] it explains [bogus shit]
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>Boltzmann brain
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Unfalsifiable theories should be directed to >>>/x/
It has no place on this board, Science is falsifiable, testable, not bogus made up shit by scam artists tricking lard and sneed motherfuckers that shit up the name of Science.