Hi, folks. I'm your new engineering chief. As of today, you'll be under my care.

I have 10 years of Visual Basic and, uh, I think I still have a handle on basic geometry. So, why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselves? I want to know what makes you guys tick, where your passion lies. If you'll please state your hobbies and what you bring to the team, I think we can get to know each other a little better. Don't bother stating your name. You all look the same to me!

Well, I'll get ball rolling. My hobbies include wrestling, skydiving, and playing the trumpet. I've been told I have excellent people skills and I know how to work smart and party hard. By the way, drinks are on me! OK, anonymous. You're up. Lay it on the line.