What if I told you humans are merely vessels for Fungi-based life forms? That the goal of the human species was to produce women who would eventually host yeast colonies, and care for these Fungi colonies and cause them to multiply. The human ape-mind hijacked by the master-mycelium to crave this scent via oxytocin, pair-bonding introduces to the female to ensure her and the offsprings continued existence. Humans believe they live freely, and order mushrooms on their pizza. Some mushrooms are just cannnibals. You might say that this isn’t amusing, but I’m a fun fellow. And I am among you.