This is Skumbumpster. Nobody has ever seen him, but scientists are sure he exists. He lives in the Large Hadron Collider, where he runs around at the speed of light while eating dark matter and drinking dark energy. This produces a spooky action which relativistically bends the fabric of time and quantum entangles the higgs bosons. This is detected by the LHC staff as dark ripples in the gravitational field. This worries them because their calculations show his spooky presence could create a black hole which would spit out everything he has consumed, which would increase CO2 emissions resulting in a change of the climate. More research and funding is needed to combat the dark threat of Skumbumpster.