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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 09:18:51 2020 No.11945673 View Reply Original Report

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Surgical sentinel -edition

Last:
>>11931890

Thread for the discussion of evidence-based medicine. We discuss research, we DO NOT offer advice (but the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and pajeet/chink gunners, discuss medicine and shitpost.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 09:21:37 No.11945681 Report

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FUCK NURSOIDS
FUCK MASKS
FUCK PREMEDS

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 09:22:45 No.11945684 Report

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Third for based sentinel entering the OR

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 09:24:55 No.11945688 Report

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>>11945315
True for some stuff, but certain parts you can understad as well as you can understand your way through a phone book.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 09:27:46 No.11945691 Report

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>surgical sentinel hands me the scalpel
>says he has to catch his daughter's dress rehearsal but all I need to do is patch the patient up from this point on

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 09:32:13 No.11945698 Report

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>tfw your country doesn't train surgical sentinels
Why live, bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 09:41:31 No.11945718 Report

Quoted By: >>11945751 >>11946490 >>11946514

What's a surgical sentinel? Some kind of midwit mid-tier nursoid surgical assistant?
>t. non-USA

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:03:50 No.11945751 Report

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>>11945718
Is this bait?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:23:10 No.11945780 Report

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premeds are superior to all of you in this thread

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:25:42 No.11945785 Report

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>>11945780
based retard

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:48:37 No.11945821 Report

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>>11945673
sup medbros, just here to inform you that from now on I'mma be a permanent lurker (possibly poster) in these threads. I just got accepted into medschool ( free tuition because i got in among the top god bless europe) and I have some questions; what is the best speciality and why is it psychiatry? and what is in you opinion the best state in the US to practice medicine ? texas?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:49:17 No.11945822 Report

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>>11945821
based premed

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:49:17 No.11945823 Report

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>>11945751
No lol I'm seriously confused

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:57:42 No.11945836 Report

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>>11945822
fuck premeds, never was one

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 10:58:50 No.11945837 Report

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>>11945821
>not even in medicine
>focusing on specialty

lmao relax

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 11:03:10 No.11945847 Report

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>>11945821
premed fingers wrote this post and btw, it's family medicine.

>>11945823
Check the previous thread or the one before that and see for yourself.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 11:13:56 No.11945858 Report

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>>11945847
Ah I see. So it can't be explained. Gr8 b8 m8

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 11:22:24 No.11945867 Report

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big paper on covid heart damage. I'm in my final year of school. All the schools in my area are having their students remote except mine. I'm taking the fucking year off, fuck you very much. I'm an athlete and if I get into a situation where I can't play my sport I'd rather give up a year and wait for a vaccine out on the farm I'm on. FUCK THAT

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 11:23:25 No.11945868 Report

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>>11945867
and I mean ms4.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 12:00:25 No.11945927 Report

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is the butekyo method of sleeping medically legit?
It says sleeping on your back leads to an early death and reccomends sleeping sitting down.
it also advocates nose breathing but i know THAT is legit

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 12:54:36 No.11946010 Report

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>>11945927
How in the fuck are we supposed to know this kind of obscure shit?

>sleeping sitting down
What's the scientific evidence behind that because I can't think of anything beneficial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 12:58:35 No.11946016 Report

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>>11945673
>Suffer through medschool undergrad (hardest years in UK)
>Now have to tolerate bullshit duckspeak lies about SARS-CoV-2 for the rest of my life because the gubmint and nurses screech it
I've tried to just end it all so many times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:03:38 No.11946026 Report

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>>11946010
You're in the fuck supposed to know how the human body works

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:07:09 No.11946036 Report

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>>11946026
>you're supposed to know obscure shit about the body, like this question about some dude that said sleeping sitting down is beneficial!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:11:03 No.11946042 Report

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>>11946036
I deny(mark my words:i DENY)that this is obscure

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:12:04 No.11946045 Report

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>>11946042
Then you should have no problem finding the answer yourself.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:21:07 No.11946062 Report

Quoted By: >>11946066 >>11946104 >>11946501 >>11947481 >>11952216

Hello fellow medbros
I think it's time we stop lying to new students about this psyop called anconeus muscle. This little piece of shit that you almost forgot in your anatomy final when you were asked to name every muscle in the forearm
Have anyone of you actually seen it? No
Have you feel it? Most certainly not

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:24:19 No.11946066 Report

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>>11946062
Hello there future surgeon chad, future FM virgin here. I have one question:

>anconeus muscle
Literally who?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:27:22 No.11946073 Report

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>>11946045
i REJECT your lack of desire to help;i REJECT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:29:43 No.11946077 Report

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>>11946016
You an FY anon? How you finding the good old sinking ailing NHS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:35:20 No.11946092 Report

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>>11946073
Well, I couldn't find anything on your question, but if you're interested in sleeping positions that will help your joints, here you go.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1119282/

Was posted a few threads before by an anon and liked the paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:39:10 No.11946104 Report

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>>11946062
Tfw medlift so I trained to make my anconeus swole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:46:01 No.11946120 Report

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>>11946077
Nah just in postgrad years (4-6 on a 6 year course). I have seen a dramatic shift from
>Mechanism of chlamydia reproduction
>BBB permeability changes in sleep affected by alcohol
>NAPQI action
to
>Language choices appropriate for disabled LGBTQ+ women of colour
>How masks will slow the spread teehee idk how to stop it just wear a mask forever
>Global and environmental health and how your lifestyle of flying once a year and eating moderate amounts of meat will kill us all
Along with every student I know bar 2 or 3 turning from scientists to duckspeaking SJWs who hoot mid-lecture at some bullshit a student said and thinking they know far more than the bigoted, evil, boomer consultants/regs who teach them. I hate this.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:51:41 No.11946133 Report

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>>11946120
embrace the fall. fyi, coronavirus might be resident in nerves long-term. rip society

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:56:14 No.11946144 Report

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>>11946133
Might be, might be. Idgaf at this point. Still, nobody has realised "99.8% survive" and "80% or so asymptomatic" likely mean it isn't a huge deal. Instead it's used to justify the bogus stats methods and "anyone can spread it".
Just wanna get my medical degree and go innawoods to biohack with an independent business for income and a farm for food.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 13:56:32 No.11946145 Report

Quoted By: >>11946157 >>11946169

Any medfag here has any data of how much the US and/or the UK are spending each year due to Ciliac disease? hospital visits, medicine given and if they give any sort of tax relief for families to spend money on gluten free products.

I kinda would like to know if you could cure each of them from the gluten allergy how much money would they save.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:01:56 No.11946157 Report

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>>11946145
>cure
Stop eating gluten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:02:58 No.11946163 Report

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>>11946120
>Language choices appropriate for disabled LGBTQ+ women of colour
nigger

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:03:35 No.11946165 Report

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>>11946163
Yeah dumbass, that's what he was saying.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:03:41 No.11946166 Report

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>>11946157
Not what I asked also, sure yeah , got a problem just stop eating it, or being close so it, you know there are people whose allergies are triggered just by smelling the thing they are allergic to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:05:28 No.11946169 Report

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>>11946145
For UK, try NHS evidence website, PHE website, BMJ best practice, or NICE website. Honestly nobody in medicine bothers to remember the statistics of a specific disease - we ballpark it and use the extra brain space for something actually productive like a hobby or a life or something we can't just google.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:05:56 No.11946171 Report

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>>11946166
>you know there are people whose allergies are triggered just by smelling the thing they are allergic to.

Not in celiac sprue you fucking dumbass.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:06:40 No.11946175 Report

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>>11946163
As an LGBTQ+ medfag of colour, I'm partial to "niggerfaggot", but apparently that's offensive to patients or something.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:06:58 No.11946176 Report

Quoted By: >>11946188

>>11946169
I should have phrased my question better, thanks for managing to answer anyway.

>>11946171
I KNEW you would have connected it back to celiac disease even with the way I finished the phrase, you dumbass.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:08:43 No.11946181 Report

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>>11946120
(I'm the anon you replied to btw)
Ah yeah, I'm in my postgrad years as well. You a local btw? What're your plans for choosing a country to practice in? I know jumping ship to Aus used to be a thing. Although judging from your Ted K. dreams I'm guessing country of choice might not be that important heh

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:09:20 No.11946185 Report

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i hear russian elite, is addition to getting sinovac (or its equivalent) early, are on kaletra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:09:44 No.11946187 Report

Quoted By: >>11946199 >>11946203 >>11952220

>"hi doc"
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP PLRULFT
>"oopsie i shat myself"
>"clean it doc"
what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:09:56 No.11946188 Report

Quoted By: >>11946208

>>11946176
>I knew you would have connected it back to celiac sprue
You asked about celiac sprue in particular, mutt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:11:35 No.11946194 Report

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>>11946175
How about Dota players? For people who are into A.S.S.F.A.G.G.O.T.S.
Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:11:38 No.11946195 Report

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>>11946181
I'm local. Honestly, I'm thinking Spain just because of the life and culture (in which case I'll just go innacoast). Then again, when the NHS collapses, UK doctors will be in the money big time. Could easily command US-tier private salaries. Idk if ready to sell my soul like that. If you haven't considered yet, I hear Canada is easy to get into with a UK degree.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:12:40 No.11946199 Report

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>>11946187
>Oi nurse, off TikTok and get over here
Basically all they're worth tbdesu.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:12:56 No.11946201 Report

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>>11946195
im a final year in the uk. i would go new zealand.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:13:26 No.11946203 Report

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>>11946187
Put some male nursoid to lick it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:15:01 No.11946207 Report

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>>11946195
Spain's a beautiful country I hear - definitely sounds like a good plan anon. Man, I just want to land a comfy job somewhere and do my own thing outside of medicine.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:15:28 No.11946208 Report

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>>11946188
I hope to find a cure for celiacs just to spite your gluten hating ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:19:35 No.11946224 Report

Quoted By: >>11946227 >>11946281

Whoo's exams are cooooming?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:21:13 No.11946227 Report

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>>11946224
>exams
>End of July
Huh? Even due to Corona I finished all my exams on the 9th.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:23:24 No.11946231 Report

Quoted By: >>11946302 >>11946510 >>11947246 >>11952232 >>11953847

what do you think of neuralink? would you do it if you were a cripple?
i am a engineerfag but i know that the body doesn't like foreign objects and that it's always best to avoid surgery that goes deep inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:37:46 No.11946281 Report

Quoted By: >>11946306

>>11946224
>tfw delayed to october
Feelsgoodman
>>11946207
This is the ultimate blackpill of medicine. Once you get the degree (at least from a good uni like Ox, Camb, StAndy, etc.) you subsequently don't work as a doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:43:17 No.11946301 Report

Quoted By: >>11946306 >>11946309 >>11946310 >>11946312 >>11946444 >>11947249 >>11955193

I'm 24 - Graduated 2 years now (trained in Ireland as undergrad and graduated at 22) and I fucking hate medicine. The only speciality I can reasonably see myself doing is Radiology but it'll take me about 2-3 years to get onto the training scheme and I can't guarantee I'll even enjoy doing it or if I'll manage to stick it out that long.

Has anyone here quit medicine not long after graduating and gone on to better things? asking for a bit of hope. Only reason I went into it was because my dad was a doctor and when it came time to pick my university courses at 17 I lacked imagination. Medicine is the "most difficult" course to get onto in the country so I liked the idea of the prestige but didn't think it through.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:44:10 No.11946302 Report

Quoted By: >>11946430

>>11946231
>Deeper in brain = better connectivity because deeper
Oh, enginanon... silly silly enginanon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:45:06 No.11946306 Report

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>>11946281
>>11946301
Lol looks like we've got 3 blackpilled UK medics/docs here.
Time for a /med/ alternative careers thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:46:05 No.11946309 Report

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>>11946301
My supervising professor for my intercalated was a doctor who got bored of the shitty aspects of med and up and became a researcher. Other medics have gone on to be businesspeople, astronauts, etc.. Medicine works like every other degree + lets you be a doctor, basically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:46:06 No.11946310 Report

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>>11946301
just do rads then. fucking cushy soon you will be able to work from home. definitely worth the training

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:46:28 No.11946312 Report

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>>11946301
You could always pull an Adam Kay and go into writing kek. I hear medical consultancy's not a bad idea as well

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:51:49 No.11946323 Report

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looks like people itt didn't take the FMpill.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:56:48 No.11946334 Report

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>>11945673
How do i get 528 on the mcat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 14:57:54 No.11946336 Report

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>>11946334
studying, you fucking dunce and fuck your stupid questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:09:55 No.11946367 Report

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>>11946336
B-b-ut r/mcat told me to come here and ask :( why cant you guys be more like them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:10:51 No.11946371 Report

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>>11946367
read the OP. premeds not welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:16:05 No.11946380 Report

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>>11946334
best advice off /g/ was: learn how to suck dick with your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:17:31 No.11946386 Report

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>>11946367
The audacity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:18:06 No.11946389 Report

Quoted By: >>11946409

>>11946334
>>11946380
This.

Open your asscheeks and let me slide in

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:24:20 No.11946409 Report

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>>11946389
i dont condone predatory sexual behavior

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:25:07 No.11946411 Report

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>>11946409
So rape it is, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:31:30 No.11946430 Report

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>>11946302
i didn't say that retard. i meant any surgery that exposes tissue that isn't usually exposed like organs or the brain is risky. your skull is always closed so a hole in it is probably bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:34:03 No.11946444 Report

Quoted By: >>11946461

>>11946301
lol radiology is pretty easy and low stress and you will be making a lot of money. imagine flipping burgers and getting yelled it by postmenopausal women to earn min wage and you will see how great medicine is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:37:01 No.11946457 Report

Quoted By: >>11946485

>>11946367
Ok, everyone else is being mean to you but I will help. Btw I went to UK medschool so you start medicine at 18 as a 5-6 year course. Here's what I did:
>School exams: read the books and study you fucking nigger
>UKCAT: read the books and study you fucking nigger
>BMAT: read the books and study you fucking nigger
>Interviews: git gud
>Work experience: git gud
>Actual medschool: read the books, palpate the patients, and study you fucking nigger
Hope that helps <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:38:11 No.11946461 Report

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>>11946444
>comparing medicine to min wage jobs
Yeah, that won't work, my man. But I checked those digits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:46:34 No.11946485 Report

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>>11946457
I knew you guys still had a heart :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:47:30 No.11946490 Report

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>>11945684
>>11945691
>>11945698
>>11945718
>>11945823
fuck you guys for making fun of me i’m gonna summon schizo clampposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:51:46 No.11946501 Report

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>>11946062
isn’t that the muscle that ido portal has hypertrophied because of his weird movement exercises?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:55:34 No.11946510 Report

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>>11946231
industrial revolution has been a disaster for the human race..

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:56:34 No.11946514 Report

Quoted By: >>11946523

>>11945718
>Some kind of midwit mid-tier nursoid surgical assistant?
Wouldn't surprise me
>Be first year of clinical placements
>First day of surgical teaching
>Learning hat colours
>"Students wear white, doctors wear green or blue, guests wear yellow" etc.
>"... and head of the theatre wears red."
>Excitedly get whitecap and notebook mode
>Finish consenting and taking patient histories before observations
>Someone in red hat comes into operating theatre
>Ask them about what approach will be used (as several techniques can be used for this surgery)
>Redhat: "eh um I don't know"
>mfw consultants surgeons were just considered "doctor team"
>mfw "head of the theatre" is a fucking nursoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:57:39 No.11946519 Report

Quoted By: >>11946523

>do perfect knots an sutures at home
>fingers become spaghetti in the OR

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 15:59:28 No.11946523 Report

Quoted By: >>11946534 >>11946575

>>11946514
Fuck you, dude. I got all hyped up for nothing. I was expecting the sentinel to wear read. Fuck you.

>>11946519
Performance anxiety, anon?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 16:06:25 No.11946534 Report

Quoted By: >>11946612

>>11946523
It's the UK. We give shit names to everything vs America. Maybe that short, 70-year-old filipino woman who could hardly speak English and shouted at new students for not telepathically knowing she wanted us out of the way (when the surgeon just said to stand right FUCKING NEXT TO HIM) was our surgical sentinel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 16:18:10 No.11946575 Report

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>>11946523
>Performance anxiety, anon?
yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 16:27:48 No.11946612 Report

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>>11946534
Sorry for asking but why a Filipino tho?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 16:30:41 No.11946617 Report

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>>11946612
Idfk... she just was filipino.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 16:39:08 No.11946642 Report

Quoted By: >>11946724 >>11947281 >>11951758 >>11951932 >>11952241

It is a sunny day and you are taking a stroll with your girlfriend when suddenly a very pale man reeking of sunscreen interposes himself between the two of you, grabs her by the hips and speaks thusly over your quiet mumbling:

"A 60 y.o. male treated with carbamazepine (as he suffers from epilepsy) presents fever (38.8ºC), odynophagia, conjunctivitis and brownish cutaneous lessions that extend over a great portion of his body. These lessions are similar to a bullseye in shape and in >30% of them the epidermis is deatached with ease after any soft touch.
It is VERY likely that we are before a case of:

a) Acute urticaria, caused by the pharmacological treatment.
b)Erythema multiforme minor, secondary to drug use.
c)Pharmacological Stevens-Johnson syndrome.
d)Toxic epidermal necrolysis"

Your gf´s loins are visibly stirring, possibly frothing.
"Yeah anon, what is it? Youre a doctor after all, arent you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 17:07:26 No.11946714 Report

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>>11946617
Ok ok just asking. No need to say the f word. And I’m not referring to Filipino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 17:10:04 No.11946724 Report

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>>11946642
D

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 17:20:50 No.11946746 Report

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idk if this is the right place to ask but im a doing a bachelors degree in theoretical physics and considering specializing in medical physics during my masters. Anyone studied it here, knows pros and cons, employment possibilities?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 17:32:56 No.11946785 Report

Quoted By: >>11949287

>>11946746
I am very wise man of medical physics. It goes like so:

>things go down
>tube small, pressure go up.
>dude balance lmao likeeee dude homeostasis lol
>spirit rays maybe kill cells, maybe make skeleton photos. Depends on spirit machine.
>MRIs increase the spination of small things that spin. Spin one way, see some stuff, spin oter way, see other stuff. Very simple really.
>mystery cables let body speak about heart in line language. You must learn line language. Attemps at further understanding are futile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:00:36 No.11947214 Report

Quoted By: >>11949166

>>11946746
I only had interactions with them during my oncology rotation, specifically the radiation oncology rotation so not exactly the info you're looking for but all I can say is that it's super comfy, you work in a team with a doctor and you have to calculate where the radiation beam has to land in the tumor so it won't fuck up the rest of the body (Organs at risk), the dosage of radiation, etc.

I very much enjoyed it, but I can't see myself doing rad/onc in the future, the patient interaction is nearly zero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:07:18 No.11947235 Report

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>>11945858
the joke is that you don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:10:36 No.11947246 Report

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>>11946231
>not just learning telepathy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:11:38 No.11947249 Report

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>>11946301
MBB, academia, industry etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:13:48 No.11947258 Report

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>>11946746
I hope you like imaging

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:19:20 No.11947281 Report

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>>11946642
transfer to the IM ward

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:27:14 No.11947311 Report

Quoted By: >>11947325

> tfw be me in the or
>notice something in the corner
>the figure stands expressionless; impassive and alone
>i ask the nurse about it
>she doesn't answer and looks scared
>ask the anestesiologist
>he motions me to shut up and whispers 'tempt not the blade'
>finish operation and slip out of the or
>go talk to chief
>ask about what happened
>he just gives me a blank stare and says 'all fear the sentinel'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:29:42 No.11947325 Report

Quoted By:

>>11947311
I lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 20:54:26 No.11947430 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946195
Vete a tomar por culo
Estamos llenos

PS I guarantee your spanish is not good enought to understand the questions in the residency program exam.
There is a trend of stupid long questions and stories unrelated to the actual question which is fucking infuriating.

I remember a trauma question about a security guard whose life long hobby of being an adventurer was cut short by a blow to the knee.
Thousands of people competing for the future they want, fucking grinding for months on end so some traumatologist fuck can spout stale memes on us.

If I see a similar question this year I'm gonna start flinging shit at my dear colleagues like a chimpanzee

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 21:07:06 No.11947481 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946062
mate i forgot all muscle anatomy after my first year
that shits only relevant if you're an
>orthopedoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 21:09:09 No.11947488 Report

Quoted By: >>11950687 >>11954208

>>11946334
>>11946336
what the fuck do they even ask you on the mcat?
In my country, our med entry exam is a glorified IQ test with some emotional intelligence questions thrown in for good measure. There's no actual medical knowledge needed and it's largely impossible to study for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 22:18:53 No.11947763 Report

Quoted By: >>11947864 >>11947988

/med/fags how the hell do you guys do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MVyZFJ2SSg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 22:47:45 No.11947864 Report

Quoted By: >>11947879

>>11947763
Read off the screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 22:54:55 No.11947879 Report

Quoted By:

>>11947864
he fucks too many times for that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jul 2020 23:32:29 No.11947988 Report

Quoted By:

>>11947763
if this nigga only spent this time on something relevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 01:15:33 No.11948281 Report

Quoted By: >>11948292

reminder to say thanks for pre-meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 01:20:04 No.11948292 Report

Quoted By: >>11948307

>>11948281
Fucks for pre-meds
Guys what's a pre-med? t. Bong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 01:23:44 No.11948307 Report

Quoted By: >>11948356

>>11948292
essentially biomedical science students lining up to sit UKCat that think they're already a doctor without even having a position at a medical school

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 01:40:40 No.11948356 Report

Quoted By: >>11948396 >>11949269

>>11948307
Eh, at least yours have degrees. Ours are all 17-18 years old, and come in distinct flavours that you get to know through the application.
>The sweat
Male, wears glasses, has read several medical textbooks cover to cover, can only speak of medicine, got an 8 in BMAT. He will fail to get in on grounds of no lateral thinking.
>The posho
Well spoken girl who has travelled a lot and done 5 practice interviews. Thinks she is better than everyone else because private school has prepped her well. She will fail to get in on grounds of poor triage skills.
>The nurse
(((Nurse)))fodder
>The muslim
Doesn't really know what they want to do but mummy daddy said medicine so they do that. They will fail because they don't actually like medicine.
>The asian
Always male. Wanted to be a doctor for family tradition and personal prestige and challenge. Incredibly knowledgeable and bright on paper. He will fail to get in on the grounds of being near incapable of normal communication.
>The chosen one
Nervous, anxious, nuts, jaded, tired... idk what they are but they stand out. They just want this for whatever personal reason. They can be any or none of the groups above, but are distinguished by how they carry themselves and behave. Amongst the sea of tryhards and bookbashers memorising every fact they can, they just sit waiting for their test/interview to start peacefully, maybe just meditating and living in the moment. They will get in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:00:40 No.11948396 Report

Quoted By: >>11948409

>>11948356
What is "lateral thinking" you faglord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:05:09 No.11948409 Report

Quoted By: >>11948412

>>11948396
asian hands typed this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:06:16 No.11948412 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948409
Yes and?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:16:46 No.11948450 Report

Quoted By: >>11948474

>17 year olds are getting into med school
>dad is a carpenter and literally more able to enter med school than me
>tfw studying Eng Lit
It's over, bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:27:10 No.11948474 Report

Quoted By: >>11951500

>>11948450
post grad application my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:32:56 No.11948488 Report

Quoted By: >>11948491

fuck asi*ns 2bh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:33:26 No.11948491 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948488
BASED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:37:02 No.11948507 Report

Quoted By: >>11948514 >>11948521 >>11949017 >>11949142 >>11949435

thoughts on sexual reassignment surgery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:41:05 No.11948514 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948507
permanent solution to a problem that cannot be studied out of fear of being called transphobic and losing careers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 02:43:36 No.11948521 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948507
kek what a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 05:48:15 No.11948985 Report

Quoted By: >>11948990 >>11948994 >>11948996 >>11949001 >>11949248 >>11953881

>>11945673
Advice for MCAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 05:48:53 No.11948990 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948985
be yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 05:50:46 No.11948994 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948985
give up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 05:51:07 No.11948996 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948985
study and take notes :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 05:51:36 No.11949001 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948985
if in doubt, the answer is B

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 05:56:59 No.11949017 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948507
>thoughts on transition
a procedure only the evilest and most twisted mind would come up with, treating the delusion and stupidity by making it permanently reside in your body even once it is gone from brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 07:27:12 No.11949142 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948507
Holy shit. I feel bad for the guy, can't even imagine how bad he fucked up his life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 07:51:43 No.11949166 Report

Quoted By:

>>11947214
This is more or less the picture i had in my mind, that is if you are doing radiology. Comfy stable job and not too much patient interaction seem fitting for me, I dont want to be stressed out the rest of my career.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:07:58 No.11949235 Report

Quoted By: >>11949244 >>11949250 >>11949277

>>11946195
>NHS collapses

Honestly just waiting for this. Not gonna happen anytime soon though as UK doctors have internalised the idea that being a doctor is a calling, vocation, do it for the patients etc. which allows them to get screwed over on salary. I urge everyone to leave the country or locum to drain the system dry.

If coronavirus also stops the importing of IMG doctors the system will collapse.

>>11946306
I think enough UK doctors are getting blackpilled so we will actually strike soon. The BMA is full of cowards though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:11:54 No.11949244 Report

Quoted By: >>11949246 >>11949255

>>11949235
find it really strange how health services in UK complain that all the doctors leave, but the system is such shit that there is no incentive to stay.
they have offered us mental deals to try and get us over there to study then work. they even opened up applications to average GPA nurses, paramedics etc to leave Aus, study in UK with some sort of financial support with just a pledge to work there when theyre done lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:13:50 No.11949246 Report

Quoted By: >>11949249

>>11949244
It's almost as if each country should just focus on treating their own citizens right and stop brain-draining other countries / encouraging brain-drain. Hmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:13:53 No.11949248 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948985
>Advice for MCAT
Suck my balls and il sit it for you
t.200 iq 1st year

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:14:51 No.11949249 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949246
australia just bank-drains rich chinese people with idiot kids who couldn't get in on merit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:14:57 No.11949250 Report

Quoted By: >>11949283

>>11949235
But I don't want to become any busier desu. I see consultants now who are working their arses off just trying to keep the service afloat. I can't imagine what it'll be like if the NHS collapses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:17:18 No.11949255 Report

Quoted By: >>11949283

>>11949244
Bro fuck locums, the grass is always greener on the other side. Where do you autists want to jump ship too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:24:21 No.11949269 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948356
I've helped out with MMIs at my uni and I agree with all of these sterotypes.

>the asian
One had a BAPRAS folder for his personal statement
>the posho
Always from Bristol or the home counties, probably had a gap year in south east asia
>the muslim
Whole family including grandparents and uncles rock up to wait outside

You forgot
>The rugby lad
Suit doesn't fit, has a fresh 2 back and sides and wearing his school tie.
>The semi-autist who will only get in due to a lot of interview practice and a heavily embellished personal statement
me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:25:41 No.11949275 Report

Quoted By:

>>>/adv/22560980

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:26:36 No.11949277 Report

Quoted By: >>11949283

>>11949235
>Honestly just waiting for this. Not gonna happen anytime soon though as UK doctors have internalised the idea that being a doctor is a calling, vocation, do it for the patients etc. which allows them to get screwed over on salary.
I live in a country with socialised healthcare and I'd take a dozen paycuts to have fewer hours during residency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:32:12 No.11949283 Report

Quoted By: >>11949285 >>11949290 >>11949292

>>11949250
It has to get worse for it to fail. We need to get so many rota gaps that A&Es and GPs across the country have to close or the bill for locums doubles.

>>11949277
UK doctors have had a real terms pay cut of about 30% in the last 15 years due to inflation but the work has gotten worse and rota gaps are increasing.

>>11949255
Why fuck locums? They are the doctors that actually know their worth and work for their market value

Fuck the old guard
Fuck "it was worse in my day"
Fuck the foundation programme
Fuck martyr doctors
Fuck the BMA
Fuck the NHS

We need a big fuck off strike that painfully reminds the public how their healthcare bread is buttered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:33:26 No.11949285 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949283
privatise healthcare lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:35:53 No.11949287 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946785
extremely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:39:14 No.11949290 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949283
I honestly joined this field thinking I could do something to help others. It's a pity that it has to be a big fucking shambles. I'm losing faith in this profession anon... what the fuck do we even do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:41:35 No.11949292 Report

Quoted By: >>11949297

>>11949283
Locums break the system fuck em

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 09:47:15 No.11949297 Report

Quoted By: >>11949315 >>11950224

>>11949292
Good fuck the system, nothing will change until patients' health suffers due to the system failing. The system is being held up by retards like yourself that think its noble to be underpaid for their work. They put in locum rate caps because they realised it actually paid doctors their market rate which is too much for the dumb public

You would be radicalised to my way of thinking in an afternoon if you worked in a DGH A&E

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:08:31 No.11949315 Report

Quoted By: >>11949331

>>11949297
>Wanting patients to suffer
We told you to become a banker if you wanted money but you chose med. Thats on you, you dumb fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:11:23 No.11949322 Report

Quoted By: >>11949327 >>11949380 >>11949419

>(1) right pneumothorax + small volume pneumonia mediastinum (2) C7 transverse process #
How bad is this, medbros? Someone in a case I'm dealing with crashed a car going 114km/h and his friend suffered these injuries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:12:56 No.11949327 Report

Quoted By: >>11949335

>>11949322
>114km/h
>bring out the donor cart

How many cm is the ptx? It's not a tension is it?

>C7 #
I hope the neuro exam came back fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:15:45 No.11949331 Report

Quoted By: >>11949364

>>11949315
>he still believes the personal statement bullshit they told him about medicine being a calling

Your attitude allows the NHS to underpay and fuck us over. Work for minimum wage if you love patients that much. It's always retard pre meds and younger years medical students who believe this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:16:28 No.11949335 Report

Quoted By: >>11949339 >>11949341 >>11951302

>>11949327
Injured guy was in the back, and he ended up better than the friend in the front who died at the scene
I also know that one lung collapsed on site but I've been told that they managed to drain the chest cavity and reinflate the lung, and also that his neck is in a brace - are these likely to be lifelong issues? There'll be a professional report in a week or two but I'm curious as to how this looks initially

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:19:05 No.11949339 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949335
And I'm not sure about specifics of the injuries, what I posted above was the summary I was given

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:20:52 No.11949341 Report

Quoted By: >>11949346 >>11949351 >>11949357

>>11949335
Ah I take it you're not a medfag or you're not directly involved in the medical side of things?

The velocity of the vehicle is already a bit of a red flag just from my armchair diagnostics, although again I'd ideally want to know a bit more about the impact. The fact that the front friend died on scene is a bit telling though that it was a major impact crash.

Lung collapse isn't surprising in a traumatic injury. The neck fracture is a bit hard to assess without knowing the patient's neurological status. Some people can have really fucked up fractures of their vertebrae and still come out relatively ok as long as neural tissue isn't damaged (although recovery tends to be long).

It'd all really depend on current status of this guy. Is he awake or comatose? Intubated or breathing on his own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:22:26 No.11949346 Report

Quoted By: >>11949351

>>11949341
Obligatory I am not a doctor and if you want a professional read you should ideally ask the patient's treating team

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:23:27 No.11949351 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949346
>>11949341
*not your doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:27:48 No.11949357 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949341
I'm not a medfag, I'm looking at the case from the legal side of things
The car spun out of control and crashed into the dividing barrier between four lanes on a major road at 1am while the driver (unharmed) was drunk and under the influence of cannabis. Friend in passenger seat died basically straight away, friend in the back is the one who's currently dealing with lung and spine issues. I think he's been woken from his original coma and is relatively stable but they're taking care not to move him. Not sure about the specifics of his breathing right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:38:03 No.11949364 Report

Quoted By: >>11949479 >>11949487

>>11949331

Im jumping ship to nz where the pay is way shitter than here but its enough to be comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 10:48:04 No.11949380 Report

Quoted By: >>11949419

>>11949322
That isn't that bad assuming it's just the transverse process fractured. The vertebral artery may be damaged but there should be enough blood flow from other places to make up for it unless he has a circle of willis anomaly.

The pneumothorax and pneumomediastinum isn't that concerning and will easily resolve, they usually go hand in hand.

I am curious if his aorta was damaged due to the crash though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:05:12 No.11949419 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949380
>>11949322

I should note that he very well could have arm weakness due to the fracture and potential C7 nerve injury, but it's nothing that will kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:16:51 No.11949435 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948507
While I acknowledge the tragic nature of his situation, and understand that it's probably a case of a mentally troubled person being misguided for monetary gain/political games, at some level I refuse to feel empathy for a sucker of that caliber.

He got played and now he's an eunuch, there's no going back. He must now walk the grueling path towards acceptance or be miserable forever.

I don't know him so I couldnt care less
It's all so tiresome

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:20:16 No.11949439 Report

Quoted By: >>11949444 >>11949550

what's the difference between medical research and biochem research?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:22:32 No.11949444 Report

Quoted By: >>11949457 >>11949468

>>11949439
one is medical, one is related to biochem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:30:52 No.11949457 Report

Quoted By: >>11949466

>>11949444
Blessed trips of deep wisdom

I strive to one day grasp The Way as you do, Dr. Apustaja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:34:58 No.11949466 Report

Quoted By: >>11949468

>>11949457
The road to success is full of sentinels, young student. You must conquer your fear and confront them when they enter the OR. Only then, you get my blessing and my luck to get trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:37:25 No.11949468 Report

Quoted By: >>11949474

>>11949466
>>11949444
Based finn get poster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:40:08 No.11949474 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949468
Not finnbro, his filenames are with laakeapustaja. I'm the gypsy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:42:35 No.11949479 Report

Quoted By: >>11949485 >>11949562

>>11949364
It pains me to hear this. Every doctor that jumps ship is another doctor tightening the belt on the ones who remain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:46:11 No.11949485 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949479
Is the NHS that fucked up?

I was contemplating jumping ship to the UK myself.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:46:38 No.11949487 Report

Quoted By: >>11949504 >>11949559 >>11950217

>>11949364
fuck off we're full

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 11:55:50 No.11949504 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949487
>we're full of shit
Fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:12:49 No.11949550 Report

Quoted By: >>11949553

>>11949439
medicine comes from biochem, biochem is just chemistry, chemistry is based on physics, physics is a subset of math. go study math

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:13:28 No.11949553 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949550
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:16:50 No.11949557 Report

Quoted By: >>11949583 >>11949584 >>11949740

How do you lads think the epin covid vaccine shitshow is gonna go

Apart from the classics (theft at planetary scales, embellished results in trials, embellished reporting of the embellished results in the media etc.)
Is there any chance of it being effective past ""dude it's "moderately effective" but its the best we got lol""?
Will we have a "learning of AEs after having already vaccinated millions of people" situation?
Will Billy Gates inoculate us all with polio just for a laugh?

Please abstain from citing sources or referring to evidence, I just want the purest speculation and eyeballing.
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:17:28 No.11949559 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949487
I grew up there nigger, Im just coming home <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:18:48 No.11949562 Report

Quoted By: >>11949571

>>11949479
It doesn't matter currently. Every doctor that leaves is replaced by a doctor stolen from the third world or the EU. 15% of our new doctors last year were none UK up from 13% in 2018, 12% in 2017, 10% in 2016, 9% in 2015 and 8% in 2014. It was 5% in 2010. If that flow of staff ever slows down the NHS is done

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:23:45 No.11949571 Report

Quoted By: >>11949586

>>11949562
Its Englands fault for not training more doctors and accepting poojeets. This country is so shit compared to others, honestly it blows my mind why so many people stay here. Its literally 3rd world tier compared to Nz or Aus even canada.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:30:47 No.11949583 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949557
aliens want to inject all of humanity with a strand of alien DNA to advance our progress into a superior intergalactic species

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:31:00 No.11949584 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949557
at least the chinese and the russians will produce some high jinks by rushing the vaccines

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 12:32:01 No.11949586 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949571
Its because its a good deal for the UK taxpayer. Instead of funding more medical school places and decent wages to retain UK doctors they import indians cheaply. The NHS is such good value for money when you look at spending as a proportion of GDP for healthcare received.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 13:08:15 No.11949643 Report

Quoted By: >>11949697 >>11949722 >>11949745 >>11949758 >>11950197

I feel a pressure/burning sensation in the left side of my chest when I take ritalin and/or get stressed out. I had it checked out 5 months ago when it was worse (slight stinging sensation) - they took an ECG while I was lying down. I also got an xray of my chest. They didn't detect any problems but I'm not sure if either of those procedures detects heart disease. Did they just not want to check me out properly, or do the two procedures I described actually detect heart disease? My BMI is literally 40, I'm not a hypochondriac and I think I have a level-headed concern but because I'm 24 and autistic maybe they just wanted me to fuck off.

The sensation isn't close to a feeling of being painful (even the stinging 5 months ago didn't hurt), it's just noticeable and worries me out because of coronary heart disease implications. Does it need to hurt a certain amount before it's classified as angina? I can't find any information on how much angina hurts online.

I called my doctor and he said to go into A&E again now while I'm experiencing the symptoms. He said to pressure them into giving me an ECG, X-Ray and blood tests (didn't get blood test the last time). But I can't go in until next week at earliest. Any advice? (besides lose weight obviously) Should I try take ritalin and stress myself out the night before going in, to try get my heart to hurt?

Is there any hope that in the coming decades treatments could be discovered for reducing arterial plaque, instead of just minimizing further damage? Could any of this be reversible, or is the nature of arterial plaque too awkward for there ever to be a solution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 13:38:25 No.11949697 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949643
>t. autist with heartburn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 13:49:34 No.11949722 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949643

Adipositas magnisima
et
Cretinismus incurabilis cum drugus addictionus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 13:57:03 No.11949734 Report

Quoted By: >>11949780

is there a medical reason for why women?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 13:58:06 No.11949740 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949557
>How do you lads think the epin covid vaccine shitshow is gonna go
the unexplained spike in new autism diagnosis will be completely unrelated, I'm sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 14:02:21 No.11949745 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949643
More likely to be gastric reflux than heart disease at your age. Gastric reflux increases with obesity too. Are you taking water with your ritalin? I know I would get chest pain when I'd take pills without water.
If you have heart disease to the point you are experiencing pain, an ECG will almost certainly pick up on it.

Just take your omeprazole you faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 14:12:55 No.11949758 Report

Quoted By: >>11950197

>>11949643
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

Is medical care free of charge in the country you live in?

If not, do you receive any kind of public subsidy for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 14:25:32 No.11949780 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949734
>medical
No.
But there are subtle genetic differences exacerbated by environmental factors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 14:46:30 No.11949813 Report

Quoted By: >>11949858 >>11950176 >>11950985 >>11951060 >>11951389 >>11952006 >>11952253 >>11954636

Share some stories about getting sick/vomiting because of medical gore.

>be me
>ER rotation two years ago
>old lady comes in for hip pain
>screams in pain
>starts vomiting
>we're out of bags, get a kidney dish
>hold it for her
>chunks of meat and beans poorly chewed
>vomit in the same kidney dish

Yep, my group assistant really made fun of me for the rest of the rotation. When she first saw me vomit, she apologized to the patient's son which was besides the old lady and said "I'm sorry, looks like one of our students is malfunctioning, I'll send someone else".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 15:07:32 No.11949858 Report

Quoted By: >>11949863

>>11949813
grow a pair lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 15:10:48 No.11949863 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949858
DID I JUST HEAR A MICROAGGRESSION?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 15:35:21 No.11949909 Report

Quoted By: >>11949914 >>11952257

Do you guys think radiology still has a future or is it going to be obsolete to AI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 15:39:06 No.11949914 Report

Quoted By: >>11950125

Guys, we have to put this shit in the OP, too many people ask this.

>>11949909
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 16:53:35 No.11950125 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949914
Wait, no to the first or the second

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:10:52 No.11950176 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949813
Kek thats a good one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:17:19 No.11950197 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949758
>Important question

nope

>>11949643

>my doctor said to go and A&E
This is probably beter than blog posting on a basket weaving forum. Good luck to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:18:38 No.11950201 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Skills-Communicating-Patients-Jonathan-Silverman/dp/1846193656

Anyone know where I can get this? I am autistic at communicating with patients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:28:27 No.11950217 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949487
You're mostly uninhabited. We'll make a new city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:30:51 No.11950224 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949297
Based. Only when you get to clinical years and meet regs nearing 40 who live in rented shared student-like flats on hospital sites do you realise private is the only way to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:48:05 No.11950265 Report

Quoted By:

lmao at all the wagecucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 19:58:50 No.11950687 Report

Quoted By:

>>11947488
Tests on basic sciences like biochem, physics, etc. There’s also a critical reasoning part where you read book passages and interpret them. Worthless test in the long run. Pretty much just a measure of effort

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 21:29:28 No.11950985 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949813
>"I'm sorry, looks like one of our students is malfunctioning

I have never vomited due to medical gore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 21:57:15 No.11951060 Report

Quoted By: >>11951389 >>11951856

>>11949813
vomit, blood, organs, cut limbs all don't scare me. but maggots, fungi and fatties.... these things terrify me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 21:58:45 No.11951064 Report

Quoted By: >>11951394

>>11945673
Why the fuck everytime i seach any sickness retard psychologists and doctors say it has a ridicolously high prevalence. Nobody with common sense believes this. Probably everybody does this to exagerate the importance of their speciality

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 23:36:22 No.11951302 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949335
you will have possible nerve issues that don't become stable and stationary until roughly a year or so after the injury.
I can attest to this personally. I managed to fracture my superior articular facet of C6 and didn't know the extent of my nerve injury until about 6 months after when progress stalled then a year later it might have improved by 5% but no more since. it can arise from direct trauma or (like mine) compression from oedema

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 23:44:11 No.11951326 Report

Quoted By: >>11951981

A lot of people are complaining about premeds.
What about nonmeds? I'm literally self-studying anatomy in my basement right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 00:11:43 No.11951389 Report

Quoted By: >>11951990

>>11949813
>>11951060
I'm fine with all forms of gore until the smell hits me. But I can't exactly go into triage with nose plugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 00:14:02 No.11951394 Report

Quoted By: >>11951662

>>11951064
The first thing to note is there's a lot of co-morbidity with these things. Second thing to note is think of all the people in prisons, in ghettos, in trailer parks, living in homeless encapments; these are the people in the general population with these conditions.

Thirdly, yeah, psychiatry is a fucking mess of a profession. I was aiming to be a clinical psychologist but I yeeted the fuck out and got into traditional medicine when I realised how fucked the entire thing is. You can't diagnose let alone treat a condition when all your diagnostic criteria is symptomatic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 00:21:52 No.11951409 Report

Quoted By: >>11951664

>it's another "obvious faggot reports burning sensation while urinating and is unable to recall his recent sexual history" episode
>it's another "native woman is way too drunk at 3PM on a tuesday" episode
>it's another "I lost my pain pills, can I get a replacement" episode

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 01:09:53 No.11951500 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948474
I think that guy might be from one of the countries where they don't have premeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 02:34:05 No.11951662 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951394
yeah i thought about that, however both those levels of comorbidities and those levels of sockness sound highly unlikely.
Anyways I was talking not only about psichology, look up lupus or any other shit and every page says aprox 2% (magic ratio) of the populaion has it. there is no fucking way since most people is healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 02:36:09 No.11951664 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951409
NEGLICENCE TIME BITCH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 03:14:39 No.11951758 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946642
C/D, I think. Not a medic in any way, so I wouldn't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:04:48 No.11951856 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951060
Kind of same. I also can't stand watching eye surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:39:10 No.11951912 Report

Quoted By: >>11951917 >>11951928

>>11945780
Am currently premed can someone give me a rundown of if this is a good idea/what to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:41:03 No.11951917 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951912
fuck off dumb premed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:47:26 No.11951928 Report

Quoted By: >>11951930

>>11951912
>mfw on my clinical rotation thinking of premed chads getting straight As barely studying, fucking sorority sluts and enjoying life
how the FUCK do they do it bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:48:43 No.11951930 Report

Quoted By: >>11951936

>>11951928
>premed
>chad
choose one you fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:49:37 No.11951932 Report

Quoted By: >>11951941 >>11951985

>>11946642
>odynophagia
Had to google this one. Is this what Americans call dysphagia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:50:39 No.11951936 Report

Quoted By: >>11951941

>>11951930
All premed kings are chads.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 04:51:39 No.11951941 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951932
>haven't heard of both
In what kind of dirty fifth world country do you live in?

>>11951936

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 05:07:05 No.11951981 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951326
Stay in the basement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 05:08:07 No.11951985 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951932
dysphagia = difficulty swallowing
odynophagia = pain on swallowing

slightly different anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 05:08:49 No.11951990 Report

Quoted By:

>>11951389
Just start conditioning yourself, empty stomach so you don’t throw up. Then just gag until you don’t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 05:14:57 No.11952006 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949813
>I'm sorry, looks like one of our students is malfunctioning
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 06:21:02 No.11952133 Report

Quoted By: >>11952353

>>11945673
why are medical people so retarded. my uncle died of cancer because a dermatologist couldnt tell the difference between cancerous lump and a non cancerous lump. imagine studying for 10 or whatever years yet be so trash at your job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:16:00 No.11952209 Report

Quoted By:

>>11945821
Kek get your degree before thinking about specialties

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:18:00 No.11952212 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946026
>let's ask about quantum interactions to an astrophysic, he's in the know how physics works field

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:20:12 No.11952216 Report

Quoted By: >>11952287

>>11946062
Most of the doctors I met who aren't surgeons agree that most of anatomy is a big meme you study only to pass an exam.
You actually have to remember 5% of the stuff, even less if you do psychiatry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:22:03 No.11952220 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946187
That's what nurses are for, I'm off to get a coffee and back in a while. Cya faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:29:25 No.11952232 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946231
Problem with any kind of invasive prosthetics is that they wear and tear after a while and unlike living tissues, they can't repair themselves.
That means that every 10 or so years, sometimes less, you'll have to undergo surgery to get it substituted, every time with more surgical risks and long term complications.
They are immediate solutions but until we find a way to create self-repairing materials (and efficient ways to power them), the ideal solution will always be cellular regeneration

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:35:33 No.11952241 Report

Quoted By: >>11954914

>>11946642
Punch the guy and rape him on the spot to show dominance.
It's C, anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:44:10 No.11952253 Report

Quoted By: >>11952356

>>11949813
In a ER rotation some years ago.
Once we had to check a homeless guy who couldn't walk, had severe fever, sweating, GCS<11, vomiting, abdominal cramps and was clearly in shock.
We start to take off the clothes and then we discover he had severe necrosis of both feet with maggots already eating at the dead tissues.
He was in chetoacidos from unchecked diabetes.
Didn't vomit but that shit will stick with me until I die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 07:45:14 No.11952257 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949909
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahah no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 08:04:47 No.11952287 Report

Quoted By: >>11952321 >>11952384

>>11952216
If you want to be a shitty doctor yes go ahead and skip the anatomy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 08:28:07 No.11952321 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952287
>premed reading comprehension

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 08:46:58 No.11952353 Report

Quoted By: >>11952378

>>11952133
nah, we intentionally let white people die. we also tell white women their pregnancies are ectopic so we can abort them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 08:48:00 No.11952356 Report

Quoted By: >>11952378 >>11952386 >>11953931 >>11954617

>>11952253
how the fuck does a homeless guy get diabetes though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:01:32 No.11952378 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952353
>t. Tequan Rogers

>>11952356
genetics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:04:36 No.11952384 Report

Quoted By: >>11953083

>>11952287
Learn to read anon, it will be really useful if you'll ever manage to enter in med school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:05:55 No.11952386 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952356
They usually don't have a very healthy diet, anon, consistent mostly of fast food.
Also, alcohol and genetics don't help

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:15:06 No.11952398 Report

Quoted By: >>11952405

Is this male pattern baldness or some kind of scalp infection? My temples have also receded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:18:00 No.11952405 Report

Quoted By: >>11952411

>>11952398
balding. go for a buzzcut and clean shave the face like the rest of us chads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:21:05 No.11952411 Report

Quoted By: >>11952412

>>11952405
But I'm only 18 and my dad and brother both have good hair. Why me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:23:20 No.11952412 Report

Quoted By: >>11952414

>>11952411
shit happens, that's why. I started balding at 22. genetics are not on our side, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:24:58 No.11952414 Report

Quoted By: >>11952421 >>11952526

>>11952412
Is it worth getting on Minoxidil and Finasteride to cope?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:26:36 No.11952421 Report

Quoted By: >>11952429

>>11952414
Why waste money on hair loss products when you'll eventually still end up being bald. Embrace it now instead of coping with some shitty products.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:30:57 No.11952429 Report

Quoted By: >>11952433

>>11952421
Because I am a genetic reject in every other way as well and this is too much to handle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:34:14 No.11952433 Report

Quoted By: >>11952438

>>11952429
Do what you want, then. I'm just pointing out it's useless and won't be of much help, plus that bald spot you have there...yeah, it won't grow back for a while or ever again.

BUZZCUT!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:37:09 No.11952438 Report

Quoted By: >>11952447 >>11952453

>>11952433
>ugly bald skeleton with a gay alien skull
I am never getting laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:40:43 No.11952447 Report

Quoted By: >>11952469

>>11952438
I'm skinny and have belly fat, buzzcut and hair line way back, clean shaved. The only thing that helps me is my child face and height so I don't look like a fucking thug.

All these and I'm engaged, kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:44:06 No.11952453 Report

Quoted By: >>11952469 >>11953041

>>11952438
start studying hard and get a good job. girls seriously stop giving a shit about looks in their early to mid 20s because success is better. I know girls that guys used to compete for back in high school who now date guys with faces like smashed pies because theyre successful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:55:07 No.11952469 Report

Quoted By: >>11952475 >>11952479 >>11953503

>>11952447
>child face and height
I may be ugly but I have a twink aesthetic about me. I'm short and have the complexion of a 12 year old, and my eyes are also very feminine. I feel like going bald will actually ruin me because a full head of hair is the only thing keeping the shitshow together
>>11952453
I don't mean to be cynical but don't those women just date such guys because they're rich while cheating on them with Tyrone behind their backs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:58:07 No.11952475 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952469
You're really overthinking it, dude. Eventually, you'll find someone and

>don't those women just date such guys because they're rich while cheating on them with Tyrone behind their backs?

not really. find one before you make the big bucks or simply be smart about it. gold diggers are easy to spot.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 09:59:38 No.11952479 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952469
you should be more worried about the brainwashing you have consumed rather than your balding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 10:28:31 No.11952526 Report

Quoted By: >>11952606

>>11952414
Not if you are 18, finasteride works but it'll fuck you up if you are that young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 11:02:59 No.11952606 Report

Quoted By: >>11953317

>>11952526
Fuck me up in what sense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 12:27:45 No.11953041 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952453
The sweet transition from alpha fucks to beta bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 12:37:26 No.11953083 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952384
I have finished medschool cuck but you probably never will

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 13:33:34 No.11953317 Report

Quoted By: >>11953344

>>11952606
it prevents test from metabolizing into dht, i.e. basically cuts down the effective amount of test in your system; you are so young that you might have not even reached your max height, not to even mention bone density, muscle mass etc., basically it will impair your growth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 13:38:22 No.11953344 Report

Quoted By: >>11953364

>>11953317
> bone density, muscle mass etc.
Damn. I'm already very frail, and lame to boot. I guess it would genuinely fuck me up. But this shit isn't fair, god damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 13:46:01 No.11953364 Report

Quoted By:

>>11953344
prolly should talk to a doc irl, we are only frogposters on taiwanese basket veawing forum after all. finasteride does work though, it will stop hair loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 14:52:21 No.11953503 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952469
>I don't mean to be cynical but don't those women just date such guys because they're rich while cheating on them with Tyrone behind their backs?

whats the difference between dating someone for their looks and dating someone for their money? theyre shit to do regardless of which one it is. just dont get hung up how shit life is because girls aren't lining up at age 18. when you hit mid-20s, the balance shifts where guys who worked hard start getting rewarded and fuck its good. its not the be all and end all of life either. after your first root, you'll realise how average it is and that you can do without it, and that realisation makes girls want you even more. best advice I ever got was that virginity is a mindset and once you get rid of it, you'll fuck in no time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 16:51:14 No.11953813 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946334
get off 4chan and study
also, lots of practice questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 17:01:50 No.11953847 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946231
Theres a layer of fluid around the brain for slight movement.
The slow wear and tear kills the cells around the connection and it doesn't heal back.
If I was going to connect my nerves to something, they would be in my lover limbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 17:09:56 No.11953881 Report

Quoted By:

>>11948985
set aside 2-3 months of fulltime studying
spend your first full month doing content review
second month should be taking 3rd party practice exams and brush up anything you don't know
last month should be doing the AAMC practice exams (one a week), do not waste these at the beginning

Anki and UWORLD are essential

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 17:18:41 No.11953919 Report

Quoted By: >>11954613 >>11955027 >>11956027

>shitty fatass student in italian high school specialized in classical studies (Ancient Greek, Latin etc)

>being a son of a medic i'm supposed to enter medicine

>really tough admission test only once a year

>failed the admission, start to study with extreme intensity

>next year : PASS

>start medicine

>drop out of medicine just 6 month after started it.

>worked menial jobs ever since

>regret everything, my life is useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 17:22:28 No.11953931 Report

Quoted By: >>11954452

>>11952356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz4A-WJXLMQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 18:56:47 No.11954208 Report

Quoted By: >>11954988

>>11947488
sounds based what country

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 20:07:35 No.11954452 Report

Quoted By:

>>11953931

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 20:54:41 No.11954613 Report

Quoted By:

>>11953919
You shouldn't regret failing out of med, in fact you should never have entered it if you didn't want it yourself, fuck parent 'expectations'.
You should regret being a loser otherwise though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 20:55:43 No.11954617 Report

Quoted By: >>11954995

>>11952356
>what is type 1 diabetes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 20:58:36 No.11954636 Report

Quoted By:

>>11949813
The only time I was ever close to vomiting was during my very first autopsy on 2nd year of med uni, and that was due to smell alone - I have a very sensitive nose; had to walk out and breath some fresh air for a bit and then not stand right next to the cadaver.
My ex-gf had anosmia(from birth, unknown reason) and I'm so jealous of that, fuck smell in general, and fuck smokers too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 21:06:52 No.11954662 Report

Quoted By: >>11954878 >>11954953

>be me
>always been the best student in my uni group, get cocky
>finish thinking i'm smart and know stuff, but have no manual experience
>get into anaesthesiology internship
>breddy cool, get a handle on all the manipulations fairly quick, no serious fuckups(did puncture the subclavian artery a couple times heh)
>2 years later it's finished, now i can do stuff with my hands, but instead suddenly realize i'm a complete fucking idiot and don't know anything
>one week left of my vacation before i have to act like a confident big boy, and make decisions, and give orders to nurses, and take responsibility for shit without being able to hide behind senior doctors
>my brain is nothing but 4chan and videogames
bros...
i've never felt so terrified in my life
feels like at the first serious ICU case i'm gonna just freeze up and stutter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 22:13:47 No.11954878 Report

Quoted By:

>>11954662
Which ass backwards country has two year internships?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 22:29:08 No.11954914 Report

Quoted By:

>>11952241
the dermchadtologist swiftly breaks your smart-ass pajeet-gunner pencil neck.

As darkness engulfs you, the last words you hear are:
"Your wrong faggot"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 22:41:41 No.11954953 Report

Quoted By:

>>11954662
ru A niggerio

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 22:56:42 No.11954988 Report

Quoted By: >>11955367 >>11955438

>>11954208
New Zealand

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 22:58:21 No.11954995 Report

Quoted By: >>11955001

>>11954617
If he had type one diabetes he wouldn't have lived that long untreated, moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 22:59:31 No.11955001 Report

Quoted By: >>11955012

>>11954995
Who said anything about how long he was without insulin, brainletino?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:02:48 No.11955012 Report

Quoted By: >>11955019

>>11955001
Oh yeah dude i'm sure a homeless guy is shooting up $1000 insulin every week.
Do you ever think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:06:48 No.11955019 Report

Quoted By: >>11955022

>>11955012
Wait, do american type 1s not get free insulin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:08:57 No.11955022 Report

Quoted By:

>>11955019
Even if they did, this homeless guy obviously hasn't or they'd have info on him in their databases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:11:47 No.11955027 Report

Quoted By:

>>11953919
Go back and study classics. If you're passionate about it, (and, importantly, smart), you will be able to get more from a degree in it than you would from working in a electronics store.

Plus you get a 3 year holiday from work and parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:18:41 No.11955049 Report

Quoted By:

test

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:21:11 No.11955056 Report

Quoted By: >>11955075 >>11955539 >>11956041

How I find a subject to do a systematic review and meta analysis on?
I've been brainstorming for a few hours but literally everything I think about has fresh 2018, 2019 or 2020 systematic reviews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:24:55 No.11955075 Report

Quoted By: >>11955095

>>11955056
Psychiatric disorders caused by social and intimacy deprivation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:31:34 No.11955095 Report

Quoted By:

>>11955075
Career suicide.
Will be mocked and canceled by the hordes of twitter.
Blacklisted from all conferences and good journals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:32:13 No.11955096 Report

Quoted By: >>11955109

When will brain transplants be possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:33:39 No.11955099 Report

Quoted By: >>11955100

where is the lecturio bro that uploaded mega links really need pls fren

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:34:52 No.11955100 Report

Quoted By: >>11955115 >>11956496

>>11955099
They are already on torrent sites.
They suck tho.
That pajeet who teaches pathophysiology is very annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:37:13 No.11955109 Report

Quoted By: >>11955128

>>11955096
Never(until we reach absurd sci fi tech) because I can't see them ever inventing a reliable way to properly connect every single nerve, while keeping both the donor brain and recipient body alive at the same time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:38:56 No.11955115 Report

Quoted By:

>>11955100
he indeed is, have you tried boards and beyond? ill look if i can pirate it somewhere, if not im thinking of buying the week membership and downloading as much as posible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:43:39 No.11955128 Report

Quoted By: >>11955136

>>11955109
I don't even know what would be involved, I know you have to remove someone's brain. I don't think doing a whole head transplant would be good, it might make more sense just to remove the top half because reattaching a neck would be really complicated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jul 2020 23:45:55 No.11955136 Report

Quoted By: >>11955240

>>11955128
pls stop posting here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 00:05:53 No.11955193 Report

Quoted By:

>>11946301
Which school did you graduate from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 00:35:02 No.11955240 Report

Quoted By:

>>11955136
Why? This is a good question. We could treat all kind of diseases like this maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 01:16:50 No.11955367 Report

Quoted By: >>11955542

>>11954988
do you guys do GAMSAT too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 01:36:20 No.11955438 Report

Quoted By: >>11955542

>>11954988
tf ru on about faggit u have to study health sciences and match med

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 02:22:11 No.11955539 Report

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>>11955056
>pick a top, literally any topic
>put it into google scholar, search by most recent
>pick the most recent paper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 02:23:25 No.11955542 Report

Quoted By: >>11956526

>>11955367
>>11955438
I'm talking about the UMAT/UCAT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 05:12:47 No.11955826 Report

Quoted By: >>11955979

Are there any good careers in medicine that tie in with maths/data science?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 06:27:37 No.11955918 Report

Quoted By: >>11956244

This is the guy that thinks premeds are cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 07:15:39 No.11955979 Report

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>>11955826
Yes almost everything has room for math/data science, there is a dearth of doctors with mathematical ability so there is a lot to do. Split into categories:
Medical tech: radiology, cardiology, surgery
Epidemiology: everything
Clinical trial theory: everything
Modelling: radiology, cardiology, neurology, infectious diseases, pharmacology

Math will not be your full time job unless you actually just do full time research in which case you might as well grind out the PhD. The more interesting thing though is combining clinical experience and research, in which case you juggle whatever quantitative science that's required and clinical medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 07:45:27 No.11956027 Report

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>>11953919
work harder fag, nobody will do it for you even you rich daddy can't afford to buy you self respect and personal achievments;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 07:52:37 No.11956041 Report

Quoted By:

>>11955056
Any interesting topic you can think of has most likely already been reviewed by a serious team.

It is legitimate to review a subject that was reviewed maybe a couple years ago if there's new evidence in that time, just don't forget to mention them and compare results methods etc.

Are you hoping to get it published or are you a student who has to do a review?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 07:58:41 No.11956057 Report

Quoted By: >>11956121

>NEW THREAD
>>11956052
>NEW THREAD
>>11956052
>NEW THREAD
>>11956052

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 08:37:06 No.11956121 Report

Quoted By:

>>11956057
NO BUMP LIMIT YET RETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 10:03:54 No.11956244 Report

Quoted By: >>11956245

>>11955918
and the bull is a premed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 10:05:10 No.11956245 Report

Quoted By:

>>11956244
>premed reading comprehension
>again

Can you fags be more embarrassing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 12:34:11 No.11956496 Report

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>>11955100
do they suck regards being informative or just annoying lecturers? don’t tell me i DLd some worthless videos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 12:50:59 No.11956526 Report

Quoted By:

>>11955542
you can study for the UMAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jul 2020 15:38:34 No.11956893 Report

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where do I get good free content about neurology?

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