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im about to tell you a piece of lost history suppressed by the (((powers that be))). the original quote was "i think, therefore i am banging youre mom" but academics were so mad about being perpetually owned by descartes as virgin nerds this hard, they agreed in a secret meeting to shorten this quote to something nonsensical and seemingly ponderous, to throw the public off the trail of true enlightenment. this meeting was chaired by jon "scully" bones and would go on to become the basis of the infamous skull and bones society. i dont have much time, their agents are on their way here now. just know theyre all fucking virgin ass nerds and descartes tried to btfo them for the betterment of manki
