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Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 18:29:41 2020 No.11931014 View Reply Original Report

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Why is it that when I have shit collect in my body, I don't get any health issues, but when I eat my own shit, I get tons of health issues?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 18:30:34 No.11931016 Report

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>>11931014
Shit in your intestine = OK
Shit in your stomach = bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 18:33:35 No.11931030 Report

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>>11931014
It’s because the shit you eat is first exposed to the air, which contaminates it with viruses, bacteria, etc. To avoid this, jam one end of a hose up your asshole and the other down your throat, only removing it (from your throat only) when you need to eat. You’re welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 19:37:31 No.11931234 Report

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>>11931030
Thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 19:39:38 No.11931249 Report

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It's a lie from the government. They just want you to never experience the divine taste of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 19:43:49 No.11931269 Report

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>>11931030
But why would we not get the airborne bacteria and viruses just from breathing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 19:44:15 No.11931271 Report

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>>11931030
>>11931234
Don't do this it makes mustard gas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 19:47:00 No.11931281 Report

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>>11931014
Because if you could simply eat your own shit and shit it out to eat it again you wouldn't ever need food and would get lazy and just sit around eating your own shit.

Evolution is smarter than that so it triggers your body if you attempt it.

The key is to eat other peoples shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 22:48:27 No.11931881 Report

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>>11931030
Fucking based
If you think about it when they do the human centipede they use some sort of tube to ensure no cantact with the air and, as a matter of fact, everybody is healty after
>This anon knows his science

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 22:49:52 No.11931887 Report

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>>11931014
>Why is it that when I have shit collect in my body, I don't get any health issues
This is incorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 22:50:30 No.11931888 Report

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>>11931014
I am concerned by your use of "when".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 23:05:43 No.11931932 Report

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>>11931014
Only in the larger intestine fermentation takes place. The process is important for absorbing vitamin K plus a few other things.
The byproducts of this septic process does not agree with the rest of your digestive system, which is relatively clean.

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