>>11925604reminds me of this story i'm about to tell
>>11925630my mom is a YUGE feminist, not as in fat she's actually skinny, and she also spent a few years learning kung fu.
when I was about 15 I remember she wouldn't stop talking about it. I told her to show me some self defense. she tells me to grab her wrist and she'll break out easily. do it. she tries to wriggle around and accomplishes nothign. I grip onto her wrist harder and she yells at me to stop. thats when my mom finally fucking stopped talking about kung fu.
later when I was 17 I got into a fight at a park with some guy from a different school, he was there with his gf, probably a senior looked older like he was retarded and got held back.
I guess I pissed him off or something because I talked to her, so he acted like a small dicked spaz and freaked out and started yelling and shit.
I just told him he was crazy. his gf tries to tell him to stop. I pull her towards me and says to the bitch really smooth in my smooth voice
>careful girl, this fool is crazy. you know this guy? she gets really embraced and says it's her bf. dude comes striking, dude is slow as fuck. his girl tries to stop him, but he pushes her to the ground and actually lands a hit on me because I was surprised how disrespectful he was being.
it felt like nothing, he could tell it did nothing and I was pissed. I'm a pretty big guy (for u) did wrestling and football lifted a bunch on my own time.
I hold my hand up like im going to strike him, I don't actually want to hit him, but he's really testing my patience. Here's the relevant part. He grabs my hand to stop me. gripping hard so I can't smash him up. Grip his hand and do that gay kung fu move I remembered my mom showing me. Broke his arm, pummel him into dust.
I grab him off the ground and throw him into the table he was at, grab his drink and smash it into his face.
I felt like fucking killing him. luckily his girl begged me to stop and protected him like a fucking pussy.
