Friction Wave Theory

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Hello I am Doctor
Today I publish Friction Wave Theory (patent pending)

Read the abstract:
>four fundamental forces
>gravity, electricity, strength, weakness
>Add friction
>when atoms are tight together there is friction
>when friction wave comes atoms are loser and there is no friction
>more mass is more friction wave
>planet is biggest in the universe so friction wave is very stong and and allows to glide into space
>mountain is also very big so friction wave allows to ski on slippy mountain ice
>non mountain ice is sticky because has no friction wave so my tongue sticks to the light pole (watch the photography)

Thinking?