>>11916693When taking a shit normally, i cannot help but wonder how filthy the passage that lies past my anus must be, and that there is simply no way to clean this area properly with toilet paper alone. This is why for the past 4 years or so i have not sat on a toilet once nor do i have any need to. Every morning, as soon as i get into the shower, i squat down and stick my finger up my ass. Past the first sphincter i can often feel a lump to the right side (i use my right hand index finger) provided is no shit that was already prepared to be egested. I can press on this lump, somewhat similar to squeezing out the last of a tube of toothpaste, and the shit moves closer to the entrance and can eventually be guided by my finger out of its warm abode. If it is giving a bit of difficulty, i can go past the second sphincter and i feel it much closer to the surface and it can be easily removed, or gases can build up in my anus while i am doing this due to my finger blocking the entrance and the walls expand and part making it very easy to remove the material. After every dive into the hole, i chuck my shit into the toilet bowl and go in for another hunt after rinsing my finger once again. Omce i can no longer feel any boluses of excrement, i focus my efforts on smaller bits of, often soft material left behind that was not collected on previous journeys. Afterwards i wash my hands thoroughly twice, and go on with my shower. I am not even joking about any of this, ama
