Losing ground...

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The picture is self-explanatory. You are running on steady, flat ground. Then it is suddenly yanked away from your feet faster than acceleration due to gravity.
What happens to you?

Sling-shotted tangentially due to linear speed?
Launched upwards due to conservation of momentum?
Or "free-fall" into orbit while spinning head over heels?