I never showed up for my Intensive Algorithms course and, naturally, still managed to have the highest midterm mark.
We had our final exam on Tuesday and I decided to take a more creative approach by smoking Sativa divinorum 60 min before the exam. The trip lasted approximately 30 seconds. The trip lasted approximately 3.5 years. But it prepared me for the exam in ways that traditional plebeian study habits (i.e. rote learning) could never achieve.
While discussing pre-Shannonian didacticism with a Ganymedian slauüwdfrey, a sentient fungus-like organism that metabolizes MgSO4(H2O)x, several epiphanies converged and I was essentially paralyzed with awareness of the penultimate teleological state. All this in the driver seat of my vehicle on campus.
Armed with this knowledge, I launched an intellectual assault on my exam with an enthusiasm I never knew before. On the spot, I developed an algorithm far superior than Metropolis-coupled Markov chain Monte Carlo for virtual-heuristic searches across multi-dimensional principal component analyses intersected with high-throughput neo-Bayesian non-atrophied logarithmic parse networks (not just limited to tangential point interferences).
That was just the beginning. The pseudo-mycelial network of the Ganymedian slauüwdfrey made me consider self-sealing anastomosing modular cell structures and fluid propulsion along tangential vectors. Consequently, I riffed on toroid Klein bottle morphologies under 1.428 m/s2 using woronin bodies and other (astro-)mycological analogies.
Three hours and 17 pages, including two illustrative plates, later I submitted what I believe is my magnus opus. I began thinking, "well, what more is there to do in my field" when I received an email from the professor asking to have a Zoom meeting with him tomorrow afternoon.
Have you ever written an exam so gloriously creative, technically sound, and purely original before? I feel like I am finally excited about academics.
We had our final exam on Tuesday and I decided to take a more creative approach by smoking Sativa divinorum 60 min before the exam. The trip lasted approximately 30 seconds. The trip lasted approximately 3.5 years. But it prepared me for the exam in ways that traditional plebeian study habits (i.e. rote learning) could never achieve.
While discussing pre-Shannonian didacticism with a Ganymedian slauüwdfrey, a sentient fungus-like organism that metabolizes MgSO4(H2O)x, several epiphanies converged and I was essentially paralyzed with awareness of the penultimate teleological state. All this in the driver seat of my vehicle on campus.
Armed with this knowledge, I launched an intellectual assault on my exam with an enthusiasm I never knew before. On the spot, I developed an algorithm far superior than Metropolis-coupled Markov chain Monte Carlo for virtual-heuristic searches across multi-dimensional principal component analyses intersected with high-throughput neo-Bayesian non-atrophied logarithmic parse networks (not just limited to tangential point interferences).
That was just the beginning. The pseudo-mycelial network of the Ganymedian slauüwdfrey made me consider self-sealing anastomosing modular cell structures and fluid propulsion along tangential vectors. Consequently, I riffed on toroid Klein bottle morphologies under 1.428 m/s2 using woronin bodies and other (astro-)mycological analogies.
Three hours and 17 pages, including two illustrative plates, later I submitted what I believe is my magnus opus. I began thinking, "well, what more is there to do in my field" when I received an email from the professor asking to have a Zoom meeting with him tomorrow afternoon.
Have you ever written an exam so gloriously creative, technically sound, and purely original before? I feel like I am finally excited about academics.
