Fancy explaining this one, /sci/cucks?
I went a total of 4.5 months shitting a mere 6 times. I had severe bloating, some days I could barely move. I felt sickly and like puking constantly. I lost all appetite and often couldn't eat for 2 or 3 days in between meals due to the blockages building up inside me. My skin turned yellow, my eyeballs watered and felt like they were going to pop out my head from the pressure of the constipootion.
My poops were difficult to pass and unsatisfying, I always felt like there was more up there. I sincerely believed I was going to die, every moment of my existence was pure agony and shame and horror. Nothing I did could clear the bloockages continually building inside of me.
Fastforward to July 1 at midnight when I decide to embark upon a nofap and proceed to shit my lungs out. But following that I miraculously proceed to shit every single fucking day (sometimes more than once in a single day). Poops slide out with ease, I feel clean and purely empty after each movemet. I feel light and spry like a forest spriggan of yore.
Nofap works you fedora wearing science bootlickers. This isn't even a real 4chan board you're worse than /his/! Why do you deny it just to please your ZOG overlords you cuckolds?!?
Fuck you, bitches!