wet dreams are better than sex (although I never had sex before ;_; but wet dreams are definitely better than just tapping while conscious)
I discovered a reproducible way to have wet dreams whenever I want
>stay awake all night drinking (moderate amount of drinking, about 2 bottles of IPAs)
>when you feel really tired and hungry around 5 am, eat alot and feel your stomach with tasty spicy food
>go to sleep wearing something tight around your benis
you will always wake up around 11 am from your dick EXPLODING and your blanket covered in jizz
feels great bros