i need more schizofriends in my life that shit is superb
homeless schizophrenic once sat on a bench next to me and started to fill a reusable starbucks cup with 5+ water bottles, so it just overflowed. when i asked him what he was doing he got really excited and said it was a plant. he had put a bunch of sticks and plant bits in the cup and said i could touch it and talk to it, but he got really dissapointed when i wouldnt. he went on to talk about a conspiracy about those big fountains in las vegas, and he said the plant talks telepathically and does work at cambridge university.
fucking love schizos theyre hilarious
