Greetings, anons. You might not like the image, but please hear me out. I'm about to sell my soul to Satan to get me a girlfriend like that, but I don't know if it's possible to have enough muscle weight to crack the pavement without destroying your bones, skin, or whatever else is applicable. Is that possible? I'm probably jinxing myself for this, but Satan is not powerful enough to bend the laws of reality. He can't prevent that.
