>roll out of bed at 8:30, refreshed and ready for the day
>1000 sit ups, 200 push ups, 5km run before breakfast
>make a pot of coffee, head over to computer station (working from home bc rona)
>check into work, boss sent me an email thanking me for the algorithm I wrote to improve company efficiency
>spend the next few hours using phd math skills to write and optimize quant algorithms that will make the company millions
>finish work at 4:30, check the algorithmic investing program I wrote, it’s up $25k for the day
>text on phone from gf, she is an Olympic power lifter and insta model
>drive to her house, she’s prepared a 3 course meal of delicious organic foods
>eat dinner, fuck her and give her 5 orgasms with my 7.5” dick
>go home, take shower, go on tablet to give advice to CS brainlets on /sci/ and read the latest math papers before bed
