>>11851027When I was a teenager, I stuck a tube of aquafresh up my butt. I would listen to love line on 99x back in the day. Dr Drew was always saying, "Hey kid! Hey! Kid! If you stick stuff up your ass, it feels good." I did it and he was right. Ever since, people have been saying that I do it because I have some secret craving for the sexual company of a man which am allegedly closeted about despite being 100% open about literally all of bullshit. The truth is that I heard from Dr Drew that it feels good and I found his advice to be spot on.
Pic related, this mural goes all the way around the corner and if you know the story of my life, then you can see what each thing means, quite easily.