You should have ruled the space by now but nooooo, you fuckers had to decide how many genders there were, what fucking race mattered most, and all other kinds of bullshit first. Gosh, you are social animals, you should have used the privilege to discover more, invent more, but fucking no, you had to invent shitty ideologies that the universe does not even give a shit about, socialist or capitalist, what is the point? You're all gonna fucking DIE if you don't discover immortality, FUCK you and your monkey brains. 3.5 billion years of evolution wasted on you and what did you achieve, SJW's? For fuck's sake, I thought you were going to be Gods when you discovered the Higgs boson, yet 8 years later you can't handle a pandemic, a lib-left led protest, and who the fuck is this leader of your species, the orange guy? Get your shit together. Brain uploading, space colonization, FUCKING Dyson spheres!!!! That is the real shit.
Sincerely, a celestial jerk