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Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 08:15:20 2020 No.11814130 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11814177 >>11814182 >>11814329 >>11814339 >>11814473 >>11816627 >>11816667 >>11817159 >>11817174 >>11817194 >>11817210 >>11821420

>stuffing the exhaust pipe and leaving the engine running
>tying one end of a rope to my neck, the other to a weight, dropping it off a balcony
>slitting a jugular
scientifically speaking, which is gonna kill me the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 08:46:47 No.11814177 Report

Quoted By: >>11814298 >>11814485

>>11814130

don't kill yourself, you idiot. you have radical freedom, read Sartre, go on antidepressants and reforge your life. nobody says its easy, but your life is worth something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 08:50:55 No.11814182 Report

Quoted By: >>11814305 >>11814347

>>11814130
Stuffing the exhaust pipe would prevent the fumes from entering your lungs tho

Don’t kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 09:49:16 No.11814298 Report

Quoted By: >>11814305 >>11814500

>>11814177
too dumb for books, therapy didn't work, antidepressants didn't work, I just want out and I've narrowed my options down to these three

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 09:50:44 No.11814305 Report

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>>11814298
>these three
make that two >>11814182

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 09:55:01 No.11814312 Report

Quoted By: >>11814320

gasmask and a tank of helium

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 09:59:56 No.11814320 Report

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>>11814312
exit bags aren't available in my country

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:03:00 No.11814323 Report

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>>11814320
no you build one using your own hands and commonly available parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:06:07 No.11814329 Report

Quoted By: >>11814337

>>11814130
Just shoot yourself no need to do all this extra work its quick and its painless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:12:57 No.11814337 Report

Quoted By: >>11814340 >>11814346

>>11814329
How do you know it's quick and painless if you never have tried it before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:13:57 No.11814339 Report

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>>11814130
I recommend a uhaul full of fertilizer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:14:00 No.11814340 Report

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>>11814337
People who have tried told me its painless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:15:03 No.11814342 Report

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>>11814340
oh sorry then mate, it seem you indeed have some reliable sources

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:16:34 No.11814346 Report

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>>11814337
I doubt you can feel pain when .45 enters your skull at point blank if you're not so confident then use a shotgun or a rifle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:17:00 No.11814347 Report

Quoted By: >>11814366

>>11814182
>>tying one end of a rope to my neck, the other to a weight, dropping it off a balcony
I dought this will work either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 10:26:34 No.11814366 Report

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>>11814347
depends on the height of the balcony, the length of the rope and the mass of the weight. make all of those fuckhuge and it'll tear his head clean off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 11:20:07 No.11814473 Report

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>>11814130
Get help dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 11:27:36 No.11814485 Report

Quoted By: >>11816706

>>11814177
you stupid fuck, people who kill themselves do it because they can't stand to live anymore. you think a depressed person can reforge their life? they probably had a life that was forged that they stopped taking care of until it was shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2020 11:33:04 No.11814500 Report

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>>11814298
There are far less painful ways to kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:20:46 No.11816627 Report

Quoted By: >>11817180

>>11814130
Heroin od is probably the best in my opinion
Please don't though. I've come close and am very grateful to be here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:39:24 No.11816667 Report

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>>11814130
ear to ear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:57:11 No.11816706 Report

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>>11814485
And people who advertise that they're going to kill themselves are just desperate for attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 02:01:15 No.11816724 Report

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>>11814346
You can fuck up shooting yourself easy enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 02:10:40 No.11816745 Report

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get a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 05:35:55 No.11817159 Report

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>>11814130
Guy/girl, don't do that. Idc if this thread is a cry for help, you obviously need someone to care about you, and we care enough about you to tell you not to do it.
It's a permanent solution to a lot of problems (in your world and in how you conceptualise your world) that make you miserable but are almost certainly solvable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 05:42:13 No.11817174 Report

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>>11814130
Hanging is best, or you can combine all those options. A 7ft drop with a noose will snap your neck, gg. No suffocating like most retards. Jugular slice is fast but you'll still be awake long enough to bleed out. If guns are a no go, you can always tie your neck to the car, brick the gas and aim if off a cliff. Bonus points if you slice the jugular right before you brick it. Also laying down on a train track with your neck on the rail is good too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 05:44:16 No.11817180 Report

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>>11816627
this but morphine
treat yourself OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 05:51:27 No.11817194 Report

Quoted By: >>11817552 >>11819866

>>11814130
Imagine actually killing yourself and not hunting the (((0.1%))) for sport in Minecraft instead.

But seriously anon therapy and pills are passive actions. Have you considered actively modifying your living situation or career? These changes can help a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 06:03:32 No.11817210 Report

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>>11814130
bullet.
brainstem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 06:03:38 No.11817211 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 10:57:10 No.11817552 Report

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>>11817194
Yeah this is bizarre to me as well. If you had a choice between throwing your life away privately and throwing your life away after improving a minecraft server by throwing a tantrum the mods would never forget in order to compel better moderation, why throw your life away?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jun 2020 01:25:04 No.11819866 Report

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>>11817194
>>11817552
cause I'm black and such a world would have me gassed anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jun 2020 11:20:06 No.11821420 Report

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>>11814130
Whatever you do, do not buy brake cleaner. Do not inhale the brake cleaner spray. Solvents are neurotoxins and block all senses immediately and irreverisbly, so be careful.

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