>>11808166>>11808179>>11808255>>11808728>all these plebsUse pic related (or really, any wide footstool) to elevate your knees.
Besides helping you shit easier, it pulls your ass cheeks wide so the shit doesn't smear between them on the way out.
Doesn't matter if you pinch off, or if you have explosive shit diarrhea, it goes straight into the toilet touching nothing else. Then reach around and wipe before you get up.. you get the cleanest wipes possible every time
