Yo all nerds, foureyes and titsuckers!

I'm a jock! I've spent my last five years playing soccer and boning your women.

Anyway, so I got this idea for what I'd call a "de-loungue-de-capicitator", you'd probably call it a blowjob, that measures the volume of air in your lungs.

It works by blowing your breath into the tube via a hose and noticing the level the ball in the water reaches (aka blowing your job)

You guys think it'll work? What patience should I get in order to get the copyright of this machine?

If you'd build one, what would you build?

/Chad