>muh science
>muh statistics
>muh methodological experimentation

Listen here, buddy, the only two things I trust in this world are gut feeling and God. You can stay with your precious (((science))), I am only interested in EMPIRICAL wisdom. The world ain't a big laboratory, mister. The world ain't a controlled environment for you to play god trying to predict what will happen.

Any explanation that doesn't involve intuition or God is GARBAGE to me.