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Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 00:44:24 2020 No.11766170 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11766174 >>11766185 >>11766413 >>11766517 >>11766703 >>11766791

Is it illegal to stick your dick into a willing and consenting hot freshman student?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:46:03 No.11766174 Report

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>>11766170
not if you're a fellow willing and consenting freshman student

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 00:50:10 No.11766185 Report

Quoted By: >>11766509

>>11766170
If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 02:06:51 No.11766413 Report

Quoted By: >>11766503 >>11767274

>>11766170
How does one find a hot freshman slut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 02:44:54 No.11766503 Report

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>>11766413
1. Condition yourself out of your morals.
2. Learn to be charismatic.
3. Manipulate and take advantage of attractive freshman female.
4. 99% of sci feels guilt because of their inferior emotional/moral structures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 02:46:57 No.11766509 Report

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>>11766185
If theres no grass on the field, plant some seeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 02:51:43 No.11766517 Report

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>>11766170

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:11:47 No.11766703 Report

Quoted By: >>11766720 >>11766744 >>11766794 >>11767271

>>11766170
I remember Rule Number Zero of Day Zero of grad TAing was Don't Bone the Students

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:22:37 No.11766720 Report

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>>11766703
what if you're older than the Grade Students, but still technically an undergrad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:25:41 No.11766725 Report

Quoted By: >>11766744 >>11766788

>>11766720
You are not allowed to fuck people you are employed to teach for the same reason that you are not allowed to gossip about your patients health or bet on stocks with insider knowledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:37:26 No.11766744 Report

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>>11766703
>>11766725
They really told you that? Why are professors against fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:53:53 No.11766772 Report

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>>11766744
Because you fucking a girl can be used against you and the school.
Do you have sub 50 IQ?
She can tell everyone that you give her good grades because you fuck her. Or worse, she can tell everyone that YOU force her to have sex with you so that she can have good grade.
There is no way out of this unless you keep all the chat/records.
Even then, once she announces that to everyone, no one will believe you anymore.
Good luck finding a job after forcing a woman to have sex with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:54:28 No.11766773 Report

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>>11766509
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 04:56:38 No.11766775 Report

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>>11766744
>>11766772
Also, my professor told me that, the first rule he must remember when he meets a female student is that, he always have to meet her at a place where there is a third party watching.
Otherwise she could walk out and talk shit about him.
Of course the reverse apply too, but no sane professor would harass a woman in the day unless he's dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:01:06 No.11766782 Report

Quoted By: >>11766787 >>11766799

>>11766775
so your prof. doesn't have office hours for girls? huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:05:20 No.11766787 Report

Quoted By: >>11766810 >>11767259

>>11766782
the usual policy is that the door has to be wide open whenever a student comes in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:05:56 No.11766788 Report

Quoted By: >>11766798

>>11766725
>not allowed to gossip about your patients health or bet on stocks with insider knowledge.
>things that happen all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:07:18 No.11766791 Report

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>>11766170
depends, is he on the track team or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:09:05 No.11766794 Report

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>>11766703
>... in public in a way that everyone hears about it.
There anon, I completed your sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:09:13 No.11766795 Report

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>>11766503
Well I don't about all 4 of those...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:10:11 No.11766798 Report

Quoted By: >>11766805 >>11766811

>>11766788
reread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:10:22 No.11766799 Report

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>>11766782
It’s bad enough letting girls into colleges to study anything except nursing and homemaking. Close quarters mentor ship would be taking things a few steps too far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:12:20 No.11766805 Report

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>>11766798
Doctors 10000% gossip about their patients to their staff and family and friends. Even psychologists do it. They might anonymize it a bit At best. And people insider trade all the time. The wife of the head of the SEC insider traded recently during the initial covid outbreak.

Everyone is fucking those hot tight nubile bodies. They scream SEX in their every movement. By sophomore year it’s wilted and gone to waste. You gotta taste the ripe fruit bro. And people do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:14:16 No.11766810 Report

Quoted By: >>11766828 >>11766880

>>11766787
never heard of that. Then again, I've fucked every female teacher I've ever visited outside of class, so I guess that's why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:14:30 No.11766811 Report

Quoted By: >>11766828

>>11766798
You’re not allowed to fuck your students because the illicit nature of the fucking makes it that much hotter so the based administrators are giving me a boner helper with those title 9 rules or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:16:08 No.11766816 Report

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Disoriented, fresh, 18, confused, optimistic, soft skin, begging for attention

Freshman are made for fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:16:31 No.11766817 Report

Quoted By: >>11766828

>>11766805
my sister is a therapist and she always tells me the fucked up shit her clients say.. anonymously of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:19:27 No.11766822 Report

Quoted By: >>11766827 >>11766828

>>11766816
u give them the attention?
anon, i...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:20:58 No.11766827 Report

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>>11766822
Fuck no. But they are eager and so easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:21:36 No.11766828 Report

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>>11766810
>>11766811
>>11766817
>>11766822
>>11766816

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:22:38 No.11766832 Report

Quoted By: >>11767264

>>11766828
Yes and?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:41:29 No.11766863 Report

Quoted By: >>11766874

What if you are a grad student and fuck freshman you don’t teach? Is that ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:46:59 No.11766874 Report

Quoted By: >>11766918

>>11766863
If it's outside the college and they consent, yes, that's fine. In fact even if you're teaching them, if check-marks are next to the first two things, then you're still fine. If you're teaching them, be sure to slip them better marks as a thank you, no-one will know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 05:48:41 No.11766880 Report

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>>11766810
Sure you did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 06:06:23 No.11766918 Report

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>>11766874
What if it’s on campus? That’s not cool?

Also what about junior faculty fucking freshman that are in a totally different major or whatever and you never teach them? That’s fine right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 07:50:14 No.11767144 Report

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Sex is degenerate. Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 08:56:46 No.11767259 Report

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>>11766787
The back door?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 08:57:45 No.11767264 Report

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>>11766832

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 09:03:17 No.11767271 Report

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>>11766703
In your classes, sure but other students don't really matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jun 2020 09:04:19 No.11767274 Report

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>>11766413
Grindr

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