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What's your best math joke?

Anonymous Wed 03 Jun 22:57:49 2020 No.11759124 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11759379 >>11759384 >>11759409 >>11760108 >>11760211 >>11760260

I'm trying to impress the ladies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jun 2020 23:50:24 No.11759310 Report

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$ \begin{matrix} \int \sec \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = \ln \left | \sec \Theta + \tan \Theta \right | + \text{C} & \int \sec^2 \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = \tan \Theta + \text{C} \\ \int \csc \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = - \ln \left | \csc \Theta + \cot \Theta \right | + \text{C} & \int \csc^2 \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = -\cot \Theta + \text{C} \\ \int \sec \Theta \tan \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = \sec \Theta + \text{C} & \int \tan^2 \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta ~~~X \rightarrow \int \left (\sec^2 \Theta -1 \right ) \text{d} \Theta \\ \int \csc \Theta \cot \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = - \csc \Theta + \text{C} & \int \cot^2 \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta ~~~X \rightarrow \int \left ( \csc^2 \Theta -1 \right ) \text{d} \Theta \\ \int \sin^2 \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = \int \left ( \dfrac{1- \cos 2 \Theta}{2} \right ) \text{d} \Theta \rightarrow \frac{1}{2} \Theta - \frac{1}{4} \sin 2 \Theta + \text{C} \\ \int \cos^2 \Theta ~ \text{d} \Theta = \int \left ( \dfrac{1 + \cos 2 \Theta}{2} \right ) \text{d} \Theta \rightarrow \frac{1}{2} \Theta + \frac{1}{4} \sin 2 \Theta + \text{C} \\ \end{matrix} \\ \\ \\ $

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 00:13:39 No.11759379 Report

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>>11759124
$tan\ i\ \frac{1}{2} \sum sec(x)$ ?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 00:15:06 No.11759384 Report

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>>11759124
say pencil? your pussy cancel

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 00:19:22 No.11759409 Report

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>>11759124

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 00:25:53 No.11759445 Report

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>>11759379
Use \tan instead of tan so you get $\tan$ instead of $tan$ (same for sec.)

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 00:59:20 No.11759520 Report

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>>11759379
I don't see how this could possibly fail...

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 01:20:50 No.11759586 Report

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Virgin spends 10 years getting a phd in math: "oh, he meant it would help me get in-te-grals...shit!"

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 01:23:06 No.11759601 Report

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>>11759310
ugh...I think I give up on this one. Can someone explain?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 01:42:21 No.11759806 Report

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>>11759601
https://youtu.be/cyi-qyG1Yds?t=7m50s

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 03:51:39 No.11760108 Report

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>>11759124
your sat score

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 04:33:55 No.11760211 Report

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>>11759124
(q)(t)(?)=(u)

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 04:51:15 No.11760245 Report

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It’s easier to impress dudes because math is full of homotopics.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 04:59:50 No.11760260 Report

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>>11759124
Are you the two point compactification of the reals? Because you're affine.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 13:40:15 No.11761325 Report

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>>11759806
Imagine going back to the past and showing this video to Gauss. What would he say?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jun 2020 15:23:52 No.11761560 Report

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>>11761325
jetzt diese ist eine heiße Muschi

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