so you're telling me we live on a giant floating rock in the middle of buttfuck nowhere going around a giant flaming fireball in the sky with another giant floating rock going around the giant floating rock we're on and that eons ago there were giant fucking lizard monsters that roamed the earth and that we are basically just super intelligent monkeys that began as microscopic lifeorms and the reason we get sick is because these little bugs get inside of us. sometimes reality is stranger than fiction wtf