>>11756014yes anon this is a major problem. there is a risk that the earth will get so heavy it will start to fall towards the sun.
we are counteracting this by getting the populations of the most populated countries to all jump at the same time, because that makes the earth lighter for a moment so that it can correct itself.
china jumped last thursday and india on tuesday. it's the US' turn on sunday. i guess you might be american, so don't forget to jump on sunday at 2pm. it's your duty.
