This is a question that arose from my boner full of egoistic tendencies.
Say I was marooned on an empty, earth planet. The oceans just undergone the Great Oxydation Event, where the microbes just start to pump O2 into the air, not just in the water, hence why I can breathe. The climate iin general is starting calm down.
What should I do to speed up life around here? Should I spit everywhere and hope some bacteria from my leftovers and enzymes would help the native microorganism?
Should I shit everywhere? There's even more bacteria there, right? Even that nibba E.Coli that helps with decomposition. Shiet, that thing must be fucking high tech around here at this point of time.
Where should I die to maximize the usefullness of my rotting, decomposing body? Can anything even rot me besides that E.Coli from my intestines? I know I don't have much time.
Should I fall for greater splatter effect?
Do the suicide bathub thing in a small tidepool or secluded water source? That would ensure things have time to settle down and evolve on it's own before spreading even further, right?
Swim far and let my body drown as deep as possible? The ocean is where the fun stuff happens at this point, right?

Help me out /sci/. I'm not memeing. This might be my greatest contribution to the universe if it really happened. I got to have plans. What should I do to maximize my 1-3 days existence in an empty planet?