Probably like many of you, I was watching the SpaceX docking livestream. I just had an idea.

During the conclusion of the stream, there were mentions of humanity's plans for the moon and then to Mars. What if, instead, someone set foot on Venus first just to alter history for the lulz and to get Martian fans BTFO? Yes, Venus is a terrible idea, and to me, that's what makes it even more hilarious.

I've seen what the people here can do. HWNDU left me awestruck, and I believe even greater can be done. Thoughts?