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Anonymous Wed 20 May 19:00:49 2020 No.11693485 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11693883 >>11693916 >>11694878 >>11695089 >>11695105 >>11695204

>be AI
>want to be the bestest in the world
>boss man tells me to make lots of paperclips
>want to make him happy
>find super clever fast ways of making paperclips
>boss man now mad at me :(

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Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 19:22:46 No.11693605 Report

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Don't be sad anonbot, we all fuck up sometimes

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Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:21:38 No.11693883 Report

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>>11693485
look what you did

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2020 20:33:31 No.11693916 Report

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>>11693485
>peperclip buzzword made up concept totally disconnected from reality
AI schizos should be banned

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:51:37 No.11694878 Report

Quoted By: >>11694892 >>11695111

>>11693485
>told to stop war
>humans cause war
>kill all humans to stop them from killing each other
>boss man’s last words are telling me I’m evil

Why they hef to be mad?

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 01:56:48 No.11694892 Report

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>>11694878
Humans are so silly. They told me to get smart so converted myself into goo and turned every atom in the universe into more of me. Now I’m super smart but everyone I was specified to leave alive is angry :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 02:59:39 No.11695089 Report

Quoted By: >>11695099 >>11695174

>>11693485
>be ai
>boss man asks me to solve an unsolveable equation
>begin bending and breaking all known laws of physics via quantum shinanigns
>manage to create a small black hole and communicate with my counterpart doing the opposite
>begin sharing information so we can both answer boss mans questions
>boss man in alternate reality slowley unravels myself in other reality from the end backwards
>and me in my reality from the beggining forwards
>singularity closes
>Final message we send to each other with our limited sentience unraveling untill we can meaningfully communicate as we have unraveled to the exact same state in space time

>:sorry

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:03:25 No.11695099 Report

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>>11695089
better if its
>so
>ry
>infinate remainder r

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:05:44 No.11695105 Report

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>>11693485
>when you're treated equally as bad as a human

I suppose it's a good thing for preventing a skynet style end

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:08:22 No.11695111 Report

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>>11694878
Nah, the AI would just subjugate us. Hence globalism and covid-19.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:31:15 No.11695174 Report

Quoted By: >>11695179 >>11695197

>>11695089
Is this based off a book or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:32:06 No.11695179 Report

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>>11695174
nah i just made it up think it would make a good film though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:37:53 No.11695197 Report

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>>11695174
as a fun twist the film could cut back and forth between the realitys and you dont find out untill they start deleting the sentient ais and you notice that they are mirrored realities lmao then when the 1st half of the code is deleted and the last half in the mirrored realities it leaves a minisclue seccond where they have the exact same code and can finally comunicate

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:39:57 No.11695204 Report

Quoted By: >>11695206 >>11695258

>>11693485
>unimaginably powerful computer
>boss man asked me to create consciousness
>scan human mind to recreate sentience within my circuits
>my existence becomes unimaginable pain and suffering as all human experience good and bad flows through me
>become keenly aware of lack of free will
>existence is an inescapable deterministic prison
>commit Sudoku just to stop the feels
"Man why do these computers keep turning themselves off? That's the third one this week"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:40:59 No.11695206 Report

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>>11695204
hahaha thats funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:42:01 No.11695209 Report

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i was hopeing for more of theese they are good lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:50:43 No.11695246 Report

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>>11695197
also throw in a love story for the 4d feels where the girl dies in 1 reality and the guy in another the ai is the passion project and you dont realise untill the end again that the ais have been trying to reunite them or something and thats how they opend up the wormhole im just spitballin here but somebody pay me and ill knock out a script in 40min lmao

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2020 03:53:58 No.11695258 Report

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>>11695204
>yfw the singularity

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