>>11684517Lol. You wish.
Just the extra stress from multiculturalism at school takes 8 years off. Then all the neonicotinoids that aren't quite toxic enough to be FSB weapons are repurposed as pesticides, so that's anyone's guess.
Then vegan diets, girls drinking more, and whatever is giving young people more and more diverticulosis, bang, another few years.
Shit, the new pesticides, you eat them but if you smoke weed you probably smoke them too.