The ASPERGER man is the epitome of male intelligence and tenacity.
Let's start by looking at his brain. His brain is large. His domineering intelligence makes his
presence known without his research papers known without even needing citations. He is
a genius, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone and pyramidal neurons I his
somatosensory cortex, CA1 region of the hippocampus and embryonic GABAergic neurons
in the midbrain. This gives him the appearance of class and brains. He is then covered by his
pale skin. This pales skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being
exposed to the cold darkness of his mother's basement, made to withstand such an extreme
condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our
dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The ASPERGER man's demeanor is one of aloofness. He is asocial, shy, and can shoot up
schools. His behaviour strikes fear into the mindless, passionless races of man(n**Rotypical
dogs)
The summit of expression of his intelligence is his IQ. The ASPERGER brain is largest of all
the races. As the brain is the penultimate symbol of intelligence, this alone would suffice to
make the ASPERGER man the most intelligent of men. This large brain is able fulfill the desire
of the most rigorous real analysis courses, being able to more than fill all the recesses of
the maxima of wave functions. Its size ensures that when it proves a conjecture, the potent
ASPERGER intelligence will immediately enter the pure maths department at MIT and stun all the professors.
In total, the ASPERGER man expresses this intelligence in a most exemplary manner in
academia. When he proves previously unsolvable conjectures, he unleashes the entirety of his
special interests and desires upon his professor without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the ASPERGER man is the epitome of intelligence and tentacity.
