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Anonymous Thu 14 May 00:56:16 2020 No.11669314 View Reply Original Report

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/med/ - Medicine General
hit me with that haloperidol-editon

Last bread >>11630105
The pasta is back boys
Thread for the discussion of allopathic evidence-based medicine. We discuss research, offer advice (the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and shitpost.

>What's the best spec for research?
Path, onc, anesthesia, etc.
>Best spec lifestyle wise?
Psych, ophtho, derm, rads

REMEMBER TO CLAMP AND FUCK VACCINES CORONA IS FAKE

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:00:57 No.11669322 Report

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>>11669314
>tfw you've can't remember how long you have been on call anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:04:08 No.11669329 Report

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>>11669314
>ophtho
fuck off that shit was stressful as fuck. trying to find the optic nerve, cataract surgery, reeeee
>REMEMBER TO CLAMP AND FUCK VACCINES CORONA IS FAKE
Based and redpilled

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:05:33 No.11669331 Report

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>>11669329
just look in the eye

simple as

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:11:03 No.11669344 Report

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GORONA :DDDDD

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:19:56 No.11669361 Report

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>>11669331
it's all red
why do i have to adjust for both the patient's visual defects and my own, pick one opfags.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:22:46 No.11669368 Report

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>med school initiation
>they tell me all the secrets the medical community has kept secret from the general population for centuries
>smoking is actually good for you
>girls don't poop
>vaccines do cause autism
i'm part of the secret club now

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:35:24 No.11669403 Report

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let's say your were tasked with redesigning the human body, how would you fix the spine problem while still keeping humans flexible, upright and bipedal?

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:37:25 No.11669408 Report

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>>11669403
Remove it

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:38:57 No.11669417 Report

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>>11669314

>>11669403
The spine is fine as long as birth trauma is corrected, and posture issues are avoided.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 01:58:36 No.11669461 Report

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>>11669417
but lumbar hernias are very common and cervical disc hernias to lesser extent are also common, and almost everyone has some form of disc protrusion, degeneration, etc that they don't know because it doesn't cause pain.
if you look close at the spine you can see why. the weight of the entire upper body is on the unsupported lumbar spine. for example if you jump and land without bending your knees the entire shock is absorbed by the lumbar discs while the cervical absorbs the weight of your head and the thoracic almost does nothing.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:07:58 No.11669502 Report

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>>11669461
The lumbar spine is supported by a large number of things, namely connective tissues and a large band of fascia which goes down to above the knee (hence having to land that way). I don't see any way around this without losing other function.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:46:22 No.11669632 Report

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>>11669314
They vaccinate during pregnancy.
They ultrasound.
They induce with pitocin.
They clamp.
They inject vitamin K.
They put vaseline and silver nitrate in the eyes.
They wash under cold water.
They circumcise.
They inject a hepatitis B vaccine at 12 hours old, causing immunogenic brain damage.
They formula feed (due to failure to produce breast milk from pitocin)
They fluoridate.
They chlorinate.
They chlorimate.
They replace the iodine in flour with bromine.
They glyphosate.
They atrazine.
They s-o-y.
They make the entire food supply poison.
The child is subjected to early childhood traumatic conditioning.
The child is raised by the television.
The child is brainwashed under fluorescent lights which cause brain damage.
The child is irradiated with brain damaging and sterilizing microwaves. The females in particular will be sterile
The child has cone beam CT used on it at the dentist office.
The child is even given fluoride tablets to swallow.
The child is drugged.

The individual is the raped product of a Brave New World assembly line. And none of these elements occur in a vacuum, there are synergistic effects.

Doctors know not what they do.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:47:58 No.11669638 Report

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>>11669632
Pitocin, early clamping, and vit k work in synergy.

Pitocin to cause repeated blood pressure spikes in the infant's brain so the blood vessels constrict in response with greater odds of vascular microhemmhorages. The mother's contractions alter local hemodynamics, thereby reducing gas exchange further. Lastly it uses the infant's head like battering ram through a birth canal which is not prepared.

The child is finally out. If the placenta hasn't detached or been rendered inoperable from the previous brutality, they clamp off the umbilical cord immediately, which is the infant's only means of gas exchange as the lungs are not yet functional. Hypoxia sets in, CO2 levels rise in the infant. It has reduced blood volume. It has low iron stores. It has no stem cells which are intended to repair damaged tissues from being squeezed through a birth canal. research ferritin in the context of neurodevelopment and managing the damaging effects of free iron, (fenton reaction).

Then they come with vitamin K, which increases the viscosity of the blood further. After all of that. They "sludge the blood". The child can then be circumcised later on without necessarily bleeding out.

Consider the synergistic effect.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:50:12 No.11669644 Report

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>>11669638
Effects of Delayed Cord Clamping on 4-Month Ferritin Levels, Brain Myelin Content, and Neurodevelopment: A Randomized Controlled Trial.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30473033

Effect of delayed versus early umbilical cord clamping on neonatal outcomes and iron status at 4 months: a randomised controlled trial
https://www.bmj.com/content/343/bmj.d7157

Effects of Umbilical Cord Clamping on Early Brain Development in Term Infants in a Randomized Controlled Trial
https://www.jognn.org/article/S0884-2175(18)30173-4/abstract

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/apr/25/cutting-cord-babies-risk-nhs

Yet they clamp.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:52:39 No.11669656 Report

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>>11669644
They vaccinate.

>>11662416
>>11662419
>>11662424
>>11662429
>>11662434
>>11662439
>>11662441
>>11662452

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:54:50 No.11669664 Report

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>>11669656
DDT is good for me!
Better living through chemistry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:56:30 No.11669671 Report

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>>11669314
Clamped.
Unclamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:56:43 No.11669672 Report

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>tfw someone brought back the pasta I wrote

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:57:02 No.11669673 Report

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Have lobotomy, clampster

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 02:58:12 No.11669675 Report

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Mandatory

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:00:43 No.11669681 Report

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>>11669673
I wish we could open our eyes to see in all directions at the same time. Oh what a beautiful view, if you were never aware of what was around you.

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:03:51 No.11669692 Report

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>>11669681
open wide, here comes the icepick!

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:14:15 No.11669721 Report

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>>11669692

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:16:01 No.11669727 Report

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>>11669721

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:17:11 No.11669733 Report

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>>11669727

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:18:19 No.11669735 Report

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>>11669733

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:19:52 No.11669737 Report

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>>11669735

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:21:01 No.11669743 Report

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>>11669737

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:22:09 No.11669746 Report

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>>11669743

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:24:17 No.11669755 Report

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>>11669746

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:25:33 No.11669759 Report

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>>11669755

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 03:26:38 No.11669760 Report

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>>11669759

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 04:42:35 No.11669950 Report

Quoted By: >>11670712 >>11670785

I think I might be mixed handed. I use my right hand for most things, but I play lacrosse and hockey left handed, and I use sledgehammers and axes left handed.
Are there any downsides to being mixed handed, and what kind of doctor should I see if there are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 05:55:13 No.11670166 Report

Quoted By: >>11670176 >>11670180

How do I stop hair loss secondary to PCOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 05:58:08 No.11670176 Report

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>>11670166
please be my girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 06:00:04 No.11670180 Report

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>>11670166
Using castille as a base, make a shampoo of peppermint and rosemary essential oils. Add an aqueous extract of polygonum multiflorum, green tea, and shatavari. Polygonum multiflorum however is primarily studied in men. Use this as a shampoo.

Obviously fix the PCOS as well... which may be caused by environmental toxicity, food choices, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:09:10 No.11670325 Report

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>>11669314
Does anyone have a link to sketchymedical's pediatrics ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:20:33 No.11670353 Report

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is transexualism a mental illness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:26:24 No.11670361 Report

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>>11670176
>wanting a balding infertile gf
why

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:27:49 No.11670365 Report

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>>11670361
i just want companionship and love

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:47:44 No.11670421 Report

Quoted By: >>11670426

>>11670365
But seriously how do I stop this shit? I went to a dermatologist one time and she told me it was telogen effluvium from stress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:49:36 No.11670426 Report

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>>11670421
you need to date me, a doctor, to solve your problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 07:52:10 No.11670431 Report

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>>11670426
A-anon I-I

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 08:02:42 No.11670447 Report

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>>11670431
In all honesty there's probably not much you can do, depending on how bad it is. This guy is probably on the right track >>11670180 with eating healthy and exercising. There are also drugs like Minoxidil, Finasteride and also I think oral contraceptives can help. See an Ob/Gyn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 09:54:24 No.11670712 Report

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>>11669950
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 10:34:30 No.11670785 Report

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>>11669950
It's called being ambidextrous, fucknuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 May 2020 11:23:45 No.11670846 Report

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>>11669314
How many of you niggas are studying abroad ? How many of you are held back by Language ?
if so how are you handling it ? do the clinical years scare you too ? please enlight a fellow sand nigger

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