>>11667951Man, I want one of those toilets. I hate the fact that so much good fertilizer is wasted.
Let me tell you about my life on a block of land away in the woods where I had about 1/4 acre of clear land. I lived there for about 4 years in perfect privacy, not a neighbor in sight. Here was a perfect opportunity to put into practice what I had always wanted to do.
First up, urine. I urinated at a different spot each day, systematically working my way back and forth across the lot, using a light stake to mark where I had pissed, moving it on after each piss.
Likewise I proceeded to crap in a different spot every day. Each week I would cut into the turf with spade creating a series of squares of approx 6 inches each side and with approx 3 inches between each square. About 3 inches under the ground I would slice horizontally so the square of turf would lift out. But I didn't remove the turf just then, I left it where it was until I wanted a crap. When I wanted a crap I would lift the turf, crap directly onto the earth in the square, then replace the turf cap and pat it down with my foot. In this manner I crapped my way back and forth across the land.
I crapped at least once a day so you can imagine that after a year I had covered a fair amount of ground.
Now I never grew anything there. It was just grass, but what fucking grass it turned out to be. I let it grow long, only occasionally mowing it. A couple of years on the area I had personally fertilized was so green and lush, a veritable jungle of growth compared to the unfertilized areas. Packed full of wild flowers and crawling with all sorts of interesting bugs. It was my pride and joy to look upon and know I had contributed so much to this special spot of earth. I was very sad to have to eventually leave. :(
