>>11667406It was a trick question, anon. None of them are rivers. They're all the result of electrical discharges. Hence that Pepe.
>>11666363Is the Yarlung Tsangpo Gorge (yes; there's a river flowing in it, because of course after it was created eventually water accumulated there and began to flow):
https://www.adventure-journal.com/2012/09/the-list-the-worlds-7-best-canyons/>>11666358Is a small electrical discharge on wood:
http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/Fractal%20Lictenberg%20Figure%20Wood%20Burning%20with%20Electricity.html>>11666364That's the Putorana Plateau in the Siberian Traps:
https://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2008/arch08/080423siberiantraps.htm>>11666353Is a small electrical discharge on wood:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichtenberg_figure#On_wood>>11666376That's from this area in the USA, which is riddled which electrical scarring:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/39%C2%B047'09.8%22N+109%C2%B013'27.1%22W/@40.3312355,-109.2174929,171445a,35y,155.44h,25.25t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d39.786053!4d-109.2242I do suggest you zoom out and change angles and zoom in and look around - quite a fascinating area. Vast areas of mountain ranges exhibiting clear lichtenberg patterns.
When you're aware that mountains and canyons were created by electrical discharges, then you view the surface of the planet quite differently. You can then suddenly see that entire mountain ranges are structured the same way as "rivers". And the vast majority of river systems weren't rivers to begin with - the water came later. When you see a "river" like
>>11666363 for example which displays a perfect lightning pattern, it's 100% clear that it was created in an electrical event and extremely quickly.
>>11666349Is the Grand Canyon, which is near that area above. It was created in minutes, perhaps even in seconds. Difficult for us to comprehend, yes, but then consider Valles Marineris! Damn.
>pic = electrical discharge on an MDF sheet 
