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Anonymous Fri 08 May 00:38:42 2020 No.11648537 View Reply Original Report

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Confess your sins, /sci/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:41:35 No.11648547 Report

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>>11648537
I used the Lord's name in vain. Is that an unforgivable sin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:43:25 No.11648554 Report

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>>11648537
I used to believe 0.999...=1

Thankfully, some intelligent anons here provided some good arguments and I saw the light. Still embarrassing to remember that I used to think that a non terminating sequence equalled a static number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:30:10 No.11648697 Report

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>>11648537
I-I sometimes leave behind beakers in the chemistry lab...
UNWASHED! UNCLEAN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:24:44 No.11648832 Report

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>>11648537
I bluffed my way through statistical mechanics with a B.
I fabricated data as an undergrad research assistant.
Can I be saved, or am I too far gone?

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:28:24 No.11648844 Report

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>>11648537
I fell for /pol/ memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:29:35 No.11648849 Report

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>>11648537
I have killed 8 patients "accidentally" so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:37:51 No.11648859 Report

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>>11648537
Sometimes I intentionally omit fact I’m aware of to win a scientific argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:43:58 No.11648872 Report

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>>11648537
I tell people the reason I don't have a job is because I can't find one, when really I haven't even looked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:13:52 No.11649067 Report

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>>11648872
This but with a gf, haha

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:33:03 No.11650299 Report

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>>11648832
He might forgive you, but I most certainly will NOT!
50 PUSHUPS, 10 SIT UPS AND RECITE ALL THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:44:10 No.11650325 Report

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>>11648537
I bully our Catholic brothers on /his/ for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:51:20 No.11650346 Report

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>>11648537
I want to be part of the skeptics community except that I know the Deep State is distorting science for their own political ends so I can't. Just read the Green New Deal and ask why it's all socialism and no actual solutions to global warming like nuclear power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:52:51 No.11650351 Report

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>>11648844
>>11650346
redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:28:35 No.11651496 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXyfqN1W_BM

first you, IAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:33:37 No.11651515 Report

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>>11648849
What's the point? Not gonna kill everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:49:57 No.11651562 Report

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>>11648537
I accidentally downloaded the wrong data from pdb and did months of simulations with it but the results are reasonable enough that I'm using them anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:59:56 No.11651581 Report

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i Convinced people I didn’t like that the harmonic series diverges

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:02:58 No.11651593 Report

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>>11651515
they were people who i thought there was no point in keeping them alive any longer (85+, no close family, poor, on medicare, nonambulatory, incontinent, etc)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:26:49 No.11651659 Report

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>>11648537
I shit on CS majors but I'm one of them. I regret majoring in this every day.

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:35:31 No.11651678 Report

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I snuggled naked with my pillows for two hours today. I whispered things in their ears like "I love you so much baby, I wanna marry you" or "You're my little angel, you're everything to me". I'm so alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:36:36 No.11651681 Report

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>>11648537
Yesterday I trolled OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:38:01 No.11651684 Report

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>>11651593
consider another job, maybe slaughterhouse suits you better, clearly medicine is not your calling, ahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:44:20 No.11651702 Report

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>>11651678
>pillows
>multiple pillows
That’s not wholesome!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:51:34 No.11651729 Report

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>>11648537
I didn't try nearly as hard as I should have in bio or orgo, ended up with a D and a C as penance I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:52:05 No.11651730 Report

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>>11651678
I like a girl and she likes me back but I don't dare to make a move so sometimes I imagine that we already are together but that doesn't motivate me enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:30:29 No.11652377 Report

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I wrote the cosine rule on my leg before a math exam when I was 15. I didn't use it but I was ready to...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:51:51 No.11652420 Report

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>>11648844
me too, once you visit /pol/ you're there forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:58:01 No.11652435 Report

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>>11648537
i been on sick leave b4 corona and haven't done anything. all i been doing is shitposting and playan vidya. now idk how to work anymore. halp me, babby jebus. sometimes i wonder if my failed an hero was the biggest failure of all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:19:58 No.11652475 Report

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>>11651593
eh could be worse. dont let it haunt you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:02:10 No.11652534 Report

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>>11651678
incel

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:16:33 No.11652549 Report

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>>11648537
This statement or request has no valid translation or practical purpose beyond those who actively defend or explain it upon request or need to do so.

Of which I have never been someone to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:38:32 No.11652577 Report

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>>11648554
enlighten me faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:26:29 No.11652638 Report

Quoted By: >>11652640

I’m dumb but pretend I’m smart by acting superior to other people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:28:58 No.11652640 Report

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>>11652638
How is this a sin? Aren't you just explaining who you are in one post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:34:25 No.11652647 Report

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>>11652640
Re-read the post and apply yourself retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:37:46 No.11652650 Report

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>>11648537
I eat in the lab

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:52:18 No.11652668 Report

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>>11652647
I didn't post your words, you did. Why would I apply your existence to mine and expect any sane translation to be the result?

All qualifiers are ultimately opinions of a culture or audience that you've experienced or subscribe to and I have never met anyone with that outlook or approach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:58:31 No.11652677 Report

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>>11652668
Activated my almonds, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 07:06:45 No.11652694 Report

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I had sex with one of my students.
It was after giving her the grade, but still doesn't feel right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 07:08:15 No.11652696 Report

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>>11652694
If the student consented or initiated or encouraged then I fail to see the fucking problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 07:13:25 No.11652705 Report

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>>11652696
Yeah, both. At our institutes christmas party she grabbed my phone, smashed in her number and that's how it started.
I don't know man, it just feels wrong. Like a teacher-pupil kinda thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 07:17:27 No.11652713 Report

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>>11652705
How big is your ego that you being a teacher somehow means that a student can't have more than one relationship with you or is somehow unable to be the master of their own sexuality and you a beneficiary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 20:57:15 No.11654287 Report

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>>11652713
I don't see how that has anything to do with my ego. It's social pressure. Try to go outside sometimes.

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