>>11625814>Be me, 230/m/Planet 23374b>Walking the the store to pick up some Zorbs>Suddenly a giant object falls from the sky and lands in front of me>It's some sort of satellite>Bring the damn thing to my government, scientists confirm it's extraterrestrial>Holyshit.jpg>They notice a plaque on the inside of the craft>I'm about to witness the first ever alien communication with my species>They remove the plaque and turn it overThe aliens fucking sent nudes with directions back to their place
