Meditators collapse the wavefunction without any physical measurement

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A double slit experiment is conducted where instead of using a polarizing filter or a photon detector, meditiators literally just sit there meditating desiring to collapse the wavefunction, and it happens.

http://deanradin.com/evidence/Radin2012doubleslit.pdf

The Von Neumann–Wigner interpretation is correct. Consciousness causes collapse. Realism is falsified.
I am fucking freaking out.