>>11574069Way too much fucking around.
Listen up OP, I will reveal my super life hack. But first a story. I discovered long ago the treacherous nature of my penis. The fucker. Go to the toilet, OH NO SPLIT STREAM! Piss everywhere. What should have been a simple urination turns into a mess all over the bowl and floor. Or that early morning "BUSTING TO PEE" piss when you are still half asleep, your aim is off, OH FUCKING JOY! WIPING UP PISS TIME! What I really love first thing in the fucking morning. Fuck. So I got me some smarts. Fuck this pissing in the toilet shit. I manned up and took to pissing in the kitchen. In a pot, in a jug, whatever seemed appropriate at the time. It was fucking BLISS! Nothing beats letting full rip into a pot, not spilling a drop. Up close and personal. Then down the kitchen sink. A couple of quick rinses and no one the wiser. Soon I discovered I could do useful things while I was engaged in one of those lengthy slow pisses you occasionally get. Like putting the kettle on, feeding the toaster, that sort of time efficient shit. I also learned to judge the size of the receptacle depending on how much piss pressure I felt. Often times an empty used cup was sufficient. Coffee cup? Sure thing. Piss, tip, and rinse. Life was good. Things were looking up, but there was much better to come. I took to drinking tea for a change.
Yeah, so this is where my hack helps you OP. Urine does wonders for removing tea stains. Just take your used tea cup and piss into it. Wait a moment, a few seconds. Then tip it down the sink and rinse. The tea stains just freaking vanish! Its like magic! No fucking around scrubbing, baking soda bullshit or any drudgery like that. Just good old warm urine. Nothing like making your friends a nice cup of tea in a spotlessly clean tea cup when they pop in for a visit.
