>>11563413Your goal is to keep Reynold's Number as low as possible. So you've got four easy options:
1. Piss slower.
2. Shrink down the diameter of your piss stream by pissing through a condom with a pinhole.
3. Decrease the density of your piss by keeping it as minimally-salty as possible. Drink a bunch of water and keep it clear as Crystal Pepsi.
4. Find some way to genetically modify your kidneys so that your piss has the viscosity of honey.
